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FlyingSquid,
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19th century Europeans: “Yes, with enough guns.”

FlyingSquid,
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Oh no, not again.

FlyingSquid,
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My wife is a gratch, which is why I know that most gratches are stupid and lazy. Not my wife, of course. She’s one of the good gratches.

FlyingSquid,
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I would definitely give any giant supercomputer I built bendy arms after reading this comic.

FlyingSquid,
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I already share my banking details with people who hate me. Namely, the corporations, who I am told are people, that clearly hate me because they keep charging me more money to pay for the same services year after year.

FlyingSquid,
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Fish heads,

Fish heads.

Rolly polly fish heads.

Fish heads,

FIsh heads.

Eat them up, yum!

FlyingSquid,
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Super dude can use his super powers to steal the X-Wing and then fly off to another planet and find true love there. True love that can do some freaky alien sex.

FlyingSquid,
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Aren’t ancient wells often based on where springs were? Springs are often at the top of hills, aren’t they?

FlyingSquid,
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Wait, does this mean the well knows what you will wish for before you wish for it? We’re getting into some weird areas here…

FlyingSquid,
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That bucket of bolts is the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. I don’t need this. Let’s go, Chewie.

FlyingSquid,
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It would need to. Because sometimes you would find out the truth of something and that truth would be very, very ugly. Like finding out that Mr. Rogers behind the scenes was actually a huge racist (he wasn’t).

FlyingSquid,
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Nah. You have superman powers. You’re a god on most planets.

FlyingSquid,
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Eh. I can live with it if I’m Interplanetary Superman.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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Dude. It’s a comic. About a wishing well. And I’ve been happily married for 23 years.

FlyingSquid,
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Are we sure cartoons breathe air? And if Mickey is a mammal, does that mean Minnie has nipples?

FlyingSquid,
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Yeah, the majority of the short is Mickey torturing various animals.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m okay with Mickey doing it. Seems like it would take care of two problems at once.

FlyingSquid,
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Kind of seems like it wasn’t worth Sisko bothering with the Bell Riots then.

FlyingSquid,
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My 13-year-old is also a Ramones fan. She discovered them on her own!

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