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You’re right my ex named her before she gave her to me.

Fredselfish,
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WTF that the name of my cat and same color too.

Fredselfish,
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I was 6 months old when I saw my mom and dad fishing. My mom caught a snapping turtle and freaked out, so my dad pick up a stick and beat it.

Only reason I know how old I was because I was telling a friend the story when my mom chime in asked that how could I remember that I was only a baby and left on a blanket while they fished.

Yet I do and can see it clearly to this day. What sucks is I can clearly and vividly see all my past memories to that point even the bad shit.

Fredselfish,
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Dude check out some of those other books. Brenda Beaver needs a shave was hilarious.

Secret service agents moments after the 1981 assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan. (lemmy.world)

Excerpt: On this day in 1981, President Ronald Reagan was shot in the chest at the side entrance of the Washington Hilton on Connecticut Avenue by John Hinckley Jr. Reagan was walking to his limousine after a speech to AFL-CIO leaders when Hinckley, 25, who was standing among a group of reporters, fired six shots, hitting Reagan...

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Six shots and only got him once and no kill shot. Imagine the world if he been successful.

We could actually never gotten Trump. And definitely no Reganomics.

Fredselfish,
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That one I think about if I got three wishes. First one would be always have green lights. More specifically I wish for unlimited luck that includes nothing impending my right of way. Just smooth traffic at all times.

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That’s what I think time travel would truly be like. Yes you can travel back and time and change the past but when you go back to your present nothing would have changed.

Because once you change the past you start a separate timeline.

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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime why I poop on company time.

Fredselfish,
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Don’t give companies ideas ( written from the bathroom at work)

Fredselfish,
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Either he really bad or knowing his dad they just don’t pay enough.

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Yeah no way would we sit back and let other intelligent species go unmolested. We are the bad guys in all the alien invasion movies.

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The movie totally went against the novel and sucked hardcore because of it.

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This is one way to be a pirate. That our a serial killer.

Fredselfish,
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I like it thank you for sharing definitely looking forward to this.

Fredselfish,
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Same swore never saw anything until at least Thanksgiving or day after.

"Margaret" by Jim Benton (files.mastodon.social)

alt textCartoon of the Grim Reaper/Death at the door of a smiling, plump woman giving out Halloween candy. Death says: “I’m not wearing a costume. I’m here to take your sou—” The sentence breaks off when he sees what the woman gave him, then he exclaims: “Holy Shit full size Snickers” He concludes: “Nevermind...

Fredselfish,
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That because he comes every year gives him full size Snickers bars. She will live forever.

Fredselfish,
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I wrote about it my sci fi fiction novel. It was a whole messy errors that lead to the assassination. I had hell of fun writing how a man going back in an attempt to stop it.

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Why are the people in charge so Fucking stupid? Why say that when the board behind you immediately calls out your lie.

"Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"

Hi everyone, this is a small but hopefully enjoyable bit of MC from my childhood. Way back when, my Dad worked in IT and worked from home. This is back in the early days of telecommuting and so most of his day was spent on calls in between actual technical stuff. The internet was in its infancy, so if he was working he really...

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Man you had the best dad ever. My dad would have beat me black and blue for even being near him much less interrupt his work.

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