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GluWu, to linuxmemes in Time to restore from a backup, I guess

That moment when you hear the fans slowing down, realize they shouldn’t have been running high, and you have no idea how long they were. I’m hardware, not software, so I just assume my robot master has artificial constipation.

GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Trying to lose weight?

That doesn’t look bad?

GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Real committed

I’m a modern, communizing femboys with my weapons of ass destruction. You will participate in my harem, or the others will do with you as they wish.

GluWu, (edited ) to asklemmy in Is there an artist whose work you love but was a shitty person?

Die Antwoord

GluWu, to memes in Forklift

HELL YEAH BROTHER VOTE ME IN ON CERTIFIED. OR I’LL VOTE YOU IN OF YOUR CERTIFIED. WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT AND STAY IN THE FORKLIFT ARRROOO

GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Ewwwwwwwww

I want it in my mouth uwu

GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Can't be stopped

If I’m not supposed to eat the yellow, why did they call it cake? Yellow death might have discouraged me, but now I have an entire life of yellow cake propaganda that forces me to eat it.

GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Intellect beyond measure

Cuz at night gravity of the moon pushes the sun out of the sky.

GluWu, to memes in Never jammed out to an Adobe Pro patcher harder

Warez and their .txt readmes. They would do that ASCII art by hand.

GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Salamander

That’s the sound of some good salamander

GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Ewwwwwwwww

Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It’s a dynamic you wouldn’t understand.

GluWu, (edited ) to memes in Why are we not talking about this literacy crisis?

When I went into college I thought everyone had just finished precalc and was going into Calc 1. Nope. Literally half the freshman went into algebra as their first college math class. I know it’s only gotten worse. A huge portion of high-school graduates not going to college can’t do trig, they can’t do long division, they can’t even multiply two 2 digit numbers. I just saw a tik tok about people trying to do 51*51 and the majority couldn’t.

GluWu, to asklemmy in We've already started this year off with crazy shit. What else do you guys think will happen this year and why?

I’m gonna find my g spot, because there’s only so many places I can look.

GluWu, to memes in Radically different

Yall go into public spaces?

GluWu, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in *Porcelain shatters*

One time I shaved my butthole. One time. Not making that mistake again. I cherish my ass hair now.

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