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Gork, to lemmyshitpost in new rule

“Don’t Hump”

Me: 😔

Gork, to risa in It's surprisingly easy to mix up a couple of coordinates

Isn’t that sacrilege on this instance? lol

Gork, to memes in This is great. You should try it.

The ramen Gods. This is the origin of the phrase “Ramen” after a prayer.

Gork, to memes in This is great. You should try it.

reads this while munching on ramen at work

Yup I like it. No it’s not very healthy.

Gork, (edited ) to risa in It's surprisingly easy to mix up a couple of coordinates

This is the reason I don’t like materialization/dematerialization transporters. Not only do they have the risk of coordinate failure like in the meme, but also:

  1. The person on the other side isn’t guaranteed to be the same person when rematerialized. There’s the ontological argument that when you’re dematerialized, you die as your physical form is eliminated and that the person appearing on the other side is merely a clone of you, but not you.
  2. Alien interference or environmental contamination can mess up the person on rematerialization. Even small changes can alter the delicate brain chemistry we meatbags have.
  3. Being stuck in the ship’s memory buffer while it verifies an open teleporter slot can’t be very fun or comfortable.

This is why I only support non-dematerializing wormhole based travel where spacetime itself opens for you to enter. Less chance of mistakes.

Gork, to linuxmemes in Linus does not fuck around

Time to merge both Linus branches together into a Linus Hivemind.

Gork, to memes in If you needed motivation

You gotta do what you gotta do for $20.

Gork, to lemmyshitpost in BREAKING NEWS

It wouldn’t be my proudest fap.

Gork, to memes in alternative to trees

An effective HVAC system makes this a non-issue. It isn’t like the air is stagnant, the air handler keeps air moving.

Gork, to lemmyshitpost in Why do it

The word cranny sounds crass and vulgar.

I like it though lol

Gork, to lemmyshitpost in Why do it
Gork, to lemmyshitpost in Why do it

Not to mention unexpected currents that can either smack you against nearby rocks or sweep you further downward in an uncontrolled manner.

Gork, to lemmyshitpost in Back in my day

To the chagrin of parents who endure Cocomelon or Caillou rerun marathons.

Gork, to memes in it do be like that

It’s how I figured out Henry Kissinger died, so it can’t be all that bad.

Gork, to risa in Who's on first?

This was also a running gag on Stargate SG1 with the Goa’uld Lord Yu.

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