Gork

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Gork,

O man of the tree, what is your wisdom?

Gork,

Ambiguously used words like “biweekly”. Does it mean twice per week? Every other week? Business meeting calendar scheduling terminology is especially bad with this.

Odd phrases like you can chop the tree down. Then but then you proceed to chop that same tree up.

Gork,

No commute though so at least you’re not crying in the car while stuck in traffic.

Gork,

Oh gosh I hate the Flowbee with a passion. Every time it came down on my head it pulled on the hair when cutting it, causing some pain.

But my dad wanted to save some money so I had to deal with it.

Gork,
Gork,

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, “you did it.” Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

Gork,

Battlebit Remastered is a better Battlefield game than Battlefield.

Gork,

Being a fleshy meatbag bothers me.

Steel is strong, the flesh is weak. If I could upload my mind to an android I totally would.

Gork,

I think the phone number in the song is better written in cadence to the music

0118 999 88199 9119 725… 3

Gork,

The Bagger 288 is seriously impressive. It can scoop up and eat those Caterpillar 797s for breakfast, second breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Gork,

That’s a weird angle for double penetration.

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