Actually they haven’t played her once nor last year either. My guess is as soon as that song became a meme her record company upped the royalties and retail just cut it. Good.
Now. To destroy Last Christmas which is the Borg of Christmas music as every single artist on a record label must assimilate and make a LC cover in order to spam the poor defenseless retail workers.
Computer: write a country song as if Worf and Data wrote it together.
This is an interesting challenge. I will try to write a country song as if Data and Worf wrote it together. Here is what I came up with:
Verse 1: I was a Klingon without a home You were an android without a soul We both felt like we didn’t belong But we found each other on the Enterprise
Pre-chorus: We may not have much in common But we share a sense of honor And a passion for adventure And a friendship that is stronger
Chorus: Than any force in the galaxy You are my brother and my ally We’ll stand together till the end You are my comrade and my friend
Verse 2: We’ve faced many dangers and enemies We’ve fought for our lives and our beliefs We’ve seen wonders and mysteries But we always had each other’s back
(Pre-chorus)
(Chorus)
Bridge: Sometimes I wish I could feel what you feel Sometimes you wish you could be what I am But we don’t need to change who we are We just need to accept and understand
(Chorus)
Outro: You are my comrade and my friend You are my comrade and my friend
They may have stupid politics like us and need us as a common enemy to unite their factions/be racist at. So even if theyre not naturally genocidal, they might choose to “for the greater good”. Plus our sweet sweet natural resources/scrap.