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GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to asklemmy in Ancient wisdom often sounds like common sense now that it is commomly taught. What is some ancient wisdom that we no longer teach because it was wrong?
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"Feed a cold, starve a fever." Rest, hydrate, and eat if you can.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to lemmyshitpost in Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus
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It's super effective!

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to memes in Mr. B-OO-Z-E
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LOL! For me, it's any Guinness-branded merch and bourbon glasses. I'm not single anymore, and we had to subtly suggest a gift card for fancy coffee beans. Still got a sweet Guinness hat, though.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to risa in Riker's always thirsty
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I'll be in my bunk.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to risa in It's good to have obtainable goals in life.
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A clothed female? Clearly this did not end on Ferenginar.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to lemmyshitpost in Surf and turf baby
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From this day forward, all of my hams will be characters with googly eyes.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to science_memes in we need better hobbies
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As a wise man once said, "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits."

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to lemmyshitpost in Also, it's over 2 1/2 hours long.
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Why do all movies have to be 2+ hours these days?

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to lemmyshitpost in Japanese chip flavors
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GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again
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If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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"In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk."

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to memes in Being taken to a loving home
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Elmo is very dangerous and might aht-ack at any time. Ve must deal wiz him.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to memes in this is why I am fat
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I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to science_memes in Double-slit
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Fucking brilliant! And all of the upvotes assure me that I'm hanging out with the right bunch of nerds on the internet!

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights
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Depends on the job, I guess. Back in my shift work days the mids were pretty chill.

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