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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Also little Santa hats on the batsuit nips if we’re canon

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Computer, jettison all the warp cores to my location please. Detonate on my mark.

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I’ll give you a nickel for a disc of dessicated Elon spine

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Yae verily his beard did deflect Qs snappage, and Q did hang his head in shame

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That isn’t a red uniform. It’s blood. Go take a shower, Riker.

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I can have multiple boners thank you. Why do you think I have so many jars.

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I’m not putting a photo of my box of shame on the internet

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My wife says it’s okay if I kiss you full on the mouth

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So there’s this amazing Chinese deli in San Francisco. We eat there like twice a year and every time we say we need to eat there more. It’s not like we forget, it’s just that we’re busy. They were our main course Thursday. And then leftovers until yesterday. Godsdamn amazing char siu pork. Best I’ve ever had. I gotta order their bacon and their ribs next time.

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We still tease my mother about the time she discovered cumin and cooked everything with it for four years with it. Like, even pancakes. We call it the time of enchiladas.

It was good, just everything tasted like enchiladas. Coulda been worse.

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For all of them sure

edit: why do they have zippers

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