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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Twenty years ago my word was a finalist for the OED or Merriam Webster I forget which new word of the year. I probably peaked then.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
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I grew up in a house with cats that like to unroll the TP. Even though the current batch don’t, it’s just ingrained in me now to hang the TP opposite so they can’t play.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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You bring dishonor upon this glorious horse toady.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Worf: Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!

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Take a warm bath then go to the doctor. This is above our pay grade.

[Question] Are you cooking something other than turkey for Thanksgiving?

My wife and I rarely cook turkey for Thanksgiving. This year we’re coming Cornish hens. In previous years we’ve cooked duck, leg of lamb, and rib roast. It’s not that we don’t like turkey, but there are lots of other things that I think I’d prefer eating....

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
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Oh just the usual. I’m allergic to poultry so we just find some good pork. Do the stuffing with better than bouillon veggie broth, I just made way too much cranberry last night (you can never have too much cranberry it’ll last three days) I think we only have three kinds of potato this year

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We get char siu

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
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The difference was pretty pronounced in buttered popcorn. But the ingredients were popcorn, butter, salt. The only thing I noticed really was a difference in grain size (which basically affected his salty it was), not grain flavor (except for iodized, that is distinct. Never again, not even in an emergency. Not ruining my popcorn again).

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
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We heard that a few months ago too, but we just restocked two weeks ago I think at the local Megalomart. Eat so much popcorn it’s hard to keep enough on hand.

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I finally convinced my mother (maybe five years ago) the main dish was my responsibility. She’s been raving how relaxing the holidays are, but I get over there and we have to ask her to stop cooking extra things. Like the kitchen is already crowded with gluttonous excess and the next week’s food. She just genuinely doesn’t know what to do except cook, it’s so ingrained. We’ve got her playing board games now, tho. I’d be there, but smoke break.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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No it’s a boat. A ship is capable of carrying a boat.

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How can you leave out 76, 183, 223, or 253?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Yes all three comments I can find on the only post about Minnesota seem to be mentioning it. I also never lie.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Straight out the airlock? That wasn’t in the script

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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None of my random killings have been illegal because of my handy dandy notary public

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We can hate him too.

And that jaunty diagonal of his

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