HurlingDurling

@HurlingDurling@lemm.ee

I am no longer here, and have moved to lemmy.world

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HurlingDurling,

“Weaponizing your incompetence”… where have I seen that before?

HurlingDurling,

Was expecting jack sparrow but this is much much better

HurlingDurling,

Good to know, but it would be even better if it just shuffled the playlist you are listening to instead amaright?

HurlingDurling,

I like blue cheese, fight me

HurlingDurling,

Scarabush! Scarabush!

Will you do the fandango!

HurlingDurling,

I fucking loved those books.

HurlingDurling,

That’s me after just making toast with scrambled eggs

HurlingDurling,

proceeds to start playing sweet child of mine

HurlingDurling,

I thought the meme was about that as well, but it’s about getting bitten by critters… mainly ticks

HurlingDurling,

God saying “oh my god”

HurlingDurling,

Because they have begun fucking over their customers and don’t want to associate HBO with that

HurlingDurling,

HR: 🎀☠️

HurlingDurling,

I have at least 6 in my office right now, and another 2 or 3 around my house, and one in my truck…

I will not be taking any questions at this point.

HurlingDurling,

I feel personally attacked

HurlingDurling,

If it’s 1999, you would go to a record store if you wanted to buy an album and depending on the store the would have a sampler disk and could tell you if it sucked or not. Also, if the songs where good you would have billboard to tell you how good it was as well as your local radio station.

Or you could just open Napster and download the whole album for free.

HurlingDurling,

Rectum exam probe

HurlingDurling,

The dollar store destroys communities, it’s their fucking business model. Fuck the dollar store

HurlingDurling,

mastodon.social/…/111274561991448641

HurlingDurling,

There was a tornado in Florida 2 days ago right?

HurlingDurling,

Headphones are great. You can’t work extra when you can’t hear

HurlingDurling,

At least you can throw the rock back

HurlingDurling,

And can I ask why do you give two shits what we think? Do what you love and fuck what we think… so long as it doesn’t involve secretly recording people in the bathroom or murdering people.

HurlingDurling,

Cardboard commando

HurlingDurling,

I mean there are women that peaked in high school and still think like that…

Also 69 comments? NICE!

HurlingDurling,

That’s without the fact that Peperoni grease can seep through the cardboard and into the white sheets.

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