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I_Has_A_Hat, to piracy in OpenSubtitles.org is shutting down it's previous API. Now only authenticated access allowed.

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I_Has_A_Hat, to lemmyshitpost in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Why is a bike not on this list? Fuck a vehicle that needs gas, give me some pedal powe.

I_Has_A_Hat, to memes in Shit would have gone down differently on the biggest continent, just sayin'.

the biggest continent

Asia?

I_Has_A_Hat, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“The treasure is buried under…”

I_Has_A_Hat, to risa in Gonna need a few rewrites

They had no idea what they wanted to do with Ferengi in this episode. By the end, they are downright feral. Wearing furs and jumping around screaming like cavemen. After watching them in later episodes, this one just feels really weird to see.

I_Has_A_Hat, to news in Anti-China Rhetoric Is Off the Charts in Western Media

It would be off the charts in Chinese media too if they had things like free press and didn’t arrest their people for posting things critical of the Chinese government.

I_Has_A_Hat, (edited ) to memes in It's my first day, how bad can it be?

If it did, it could only have been a positive effect. From a logistics standpoint, what happened that day is nothing short of astounding. Less than 3 hours after making the decision, the ENTIRE US airspace was cleared of all commercial traffic. 4500 planes were re-routed and grounded at a time of extreme uncertainty. It may have been his first day, but the guy did his job flawlessly.

I_Has_A_Hat, to asklemmy in Which of your favorite creators content quality went downhill very quickly?

People choose the stupidest things to be upset over.

I_Has_A_Hat, to memes in No doubts

Proto-chicken laid the egg. It was a proto-chicken egg. The creature that came out of it had enough genetic variance to be defined as a full chicken.

Note, the question does not ask “what came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?” It’s just “the egg”. It doesn’t matter what type of egg, as long as a chicken came out of it.

From that perspective, the egg came first.

I_Has_A_Hat, to memes in I never learn my lesson

Or there’s the opposite:

“What a fun show, I can’t wait to see how the creator develo-”

Rabid Fans: “WE BELIEVE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE GAY AND KISS EACH OTHER AND WE HATE THE CREATOR FOR NOT GOING ALONG WITH OUR HEAD CANON! ALSO, HERES 10000 PIECES OF FAN ART OF ALL THE CHARACTERS FUCKING!”

I_Has_A_Hat, to risa in The perfect marriage

So what’s the deal with Keiko? Was she intentionally written to be an awful wife? She frequently holds double standards, is lukewarm to O’Brian at the best of times, and constantly acts like she’s just in a marriage of convenience. I honestly can’t recall a single time she ever showed genuine affection for O’Brian. It’s like she expected him to die long ago to get Starfleet’s widow benefits, and every day he’s still alive she resents him for it.

I_Has_A_Hat, to movies in The DCEU ends not with a bang, but a wimper.

what would you have done differently with the DCEU

Started it from the Nolan Batman movies instead of rebooting it again. The DCEU could have been the darker, grittier answer to Marvel’s movies. Instead we got a lot of formulaic movies that all look like a low budget CW show.

I_Has_A_Hat, to asklemmy in Where on the globe would you best be able to sail a very large ship without being detected?

Ironically, this would be a terrible place to try and hide. Since it’s the furthest point from land, it tends to get visited by private ships pretty often, just so the people on board can say they’ve been to it.

I_Has_A_Hat, to archaeology in Many prehistoric handprints show a finger missing. What if this was not accidental?

No God damn way is it an intentional body mod. If it were, the pinky would not be the digit chosen.

Grip strength.

If you lose your pinky, you lose almost half your fucking grip strength. And as something like grip strength is pretty fucking important for a hunter-gatherer society, I’d be shocked if they were just lobbing off pinkies for the hell of it.

I_Has_A_Hat, to science_memes in and they're gonna pay

Those bastards lied to me

Yes, that is the plot to Jurassic Park.

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