@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

JWBananas

@JWBananas@startrek.website

aka @JWBananas

aka @JWBananas

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

theyrethesamepicture.jpg

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Let me see if I can explain it to you: Nerds don’t have a problem with women; they have a problem with change. I’ll give you an example: Nerds are upset at black stormtroopers in the new Star Wars movie. Do they have a problem with stormtroopers being black? No. They have a problem with you changing their definition of a stormtrooper. I’ll be a little clearer: If the first time you introduce oatmeal to a nerd it has maple syrup in it, it better have maple syrup every fucking time, or it’s not oatmeal.

– Larry Wilmore, on the closed-mindedness of sci-fi fans.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

we saw Wesely grow dilithium as part of a high school science project

We also saw Wesley mention that the Klingons had joined the federation.

Things change.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

I tend to think of the term as meaning “obsessive to a fault” (versus simply being passionate about something).

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Who knows? I thought it was a good use for the tool.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Considering the often-abstract nature of these presentations, I thought ChatGPT might be able to give a decent answer:

Great question! Corporate strategy statements and plans serve several purposes in office culture. First and foremost, they provide a roadmap for the organization, outlining its goals, priorities, and the path it intends to take to achieve success. This helps align everyone in the company towards a common direction.

When executives present these plans in meetings, they aim to communicate the company’s vision and objectives clearly. By breaking down abstract concepts into actionable steps, they hope to inspire and motivate employees. It’s about creating a shared understanding of what success looks like and how each individual contributes to that success.

The use of corporate jargon and abstract language might seem unnecessary, but it often stems from a desire to create a cohesive narrative that resonates with the company’s values. It’s an attempt to build a sense of identity and purpose among employees.

Moreover, these presentations can serve as a platform for leadership to emphasize the company’s commitment to its core values. By highlighting aspects like customer focus, product excellence, and the importance of the workforce, leaders reinforce the company culture and guide behavior.

In essence, these meetings are not just about conveying information; they’re about fostering a collective mindset, aligning teams, and creating a sense of belonging and shared purpose. While it may feel like a lot of effort for seemingly vague information, the hope is that employees leave with a clearer sense of direction and motivation to contribute towards the company’s success.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

You mean like an Iconian gateway?

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

But he was very different to Dukat’s daughter.

He was growing his beard.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

And there it is. The one thing on the Internet that made me laugh audibly today. Bravo 👏

JWBananas, (edited )
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Interesting pre-XP rendition of Bliss

Edit: /s

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Yes, we’ve had Windows 98. But what about second Windows 98?

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/24dc9ad8-208d-453b-a1e0-2be87d53c040.jpeg

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

I didn’t think there was any Trek that could haunt my brain more than TNG 1x25 Conspiracy did when I was 5.

I was wrong.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

The other thing is … these are time paradoxes so whatever happens creates a new universe and we will never become aware of the alternate versions.

Are you thinking Marvel-style timeline-forking? I could be wrong, but I believe it is established that time doesn’t work that way in Trek.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/79374c20-289d-43e0-941e-d594c32a05e8.jpeg

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Thank you for your creations! This one really tickled my brain the first time I saw it.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/232170c7-ac38-4df1-9027-37876035989d.png

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

It’s narrated by Morn.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

There are some shows where actors just ad lib their lines, then there’s Star Trek where you have to say exactly what’s on the paper.

Sorry, neither!

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

2 words:

Doctor Pepper

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Request denied. All command functions have been routed to Broccoli.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/f5ec4cf4-c1f5-4841-bab8-053e7bccadec.png

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

And then they had the audacity to do it again in season 3 of Picard!

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

The ship also can’t be interested in these ships for their intended purposes, since there’s nothing of substance that connects them all-beyond all having disgruntled lower deckers.

Coming back to read this again, it’s a bit amusing that the actual answer was right here and was dismissed.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • localhost
  • All magazines
    •
    Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #