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Works for me. Make sure you scribble on the M while you’re over it.

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Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

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My subtitles! I can’t see without my subtitles!

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I was today years old when I finally realized that the fate of Boimler’s transporter clone was directly related to that particular conspiracy.

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The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that Q are impossible.

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Yes, we’ve had Windows 98. But what about second Windows 98?

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Interesting pre-XP rendition of Bliss

Edit: /s

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The other thing is … these are time paradoxes so whatever happens creates a new universe and we will never become aware of the alternate versions.

Are you thinking Marvel-style timeline-forking? I could be wrong, but I believe it is established that time doesn’t work that way in Trek.

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Thank you for your creations! This one really tickled my brain the first time I saw it.

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There are some shows where actors just ad lib their lines, then there’s Star Trek where you have to say exactly what’s on the paper.

Sorry, neither!

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Considering the often-abstract nature of these presentations, I thought ChatGPT might be able to give a decent answer:

Great question! Corporate strategy statements and plans serve several purposes in office culture. First and foremost, they provide a roadmap for the organization, outlining its goals, priorities, and the path it intends to take to achieve success. This helps align everyone in the company towards a common direction.

When executives present these plans in meetings, they aim to communicate the company’s vision and objectives clearly. By breaking down abstract concepts into actionable steps, they hope to inspire and motivate employees. It’s about creating a shared understanding of what success looks like and how each individual contributes to that success.

The use of corporate jargon and abstract language might seem unnecessary, but it often stems from a desire to create a cohesive narrative that resonates with the company’s values. It’s an attempt to build a sense of identity and purpose among employees.

Moreover, these presentations can serve as a platform for leadership to emphasize the company’s commitment to its core values. By highlighting aspects like customer focus, product excellence, and the importance of the workforce, leaders reinforce the company culture and guide behavior.

In essence, these meetings are not just about conveying information; they’re about fostering a collective mindset, aligning teams, and creating a sense of belonging and shared purpose. While it may feel like a lot of effort for seemingly vague information, the hope is that employees leave with a clearer sense of direction and motivation to contribute towards the company’s success.

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Who knows? I thought it was a good use for the tool.

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When I first watched that movie, I was very much BuT iN tHe BoOk ShE LoOkEd LiKe…

But looking back, they made the right call to change the character’s appearance. Having her look Legally Barbie truly made her that much more insidious.

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Usually if I lose it’s because I chose to participate. Sometimes the only winning move is not to play.

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Dazed and confused, but trying to continue

How did Sisko and company play a baseball game in one of Quark's holosuites?

In “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”, captains Sisko and Solok form teams of their own crewmen and play a baseball game in one of Quark’s holosuites. Unlike most Holosuite programs, the real people involved are extremely spread out, with Rom (in the stands behind home plate) and Dax (climbing the center field fence) at least...

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From Prodigy 1x17 Ghost in the Machine (go to 06:15):

Gwyn: “If we’re all stuck in one room, how is Zero all the way over there?”

Rok-Tahk: “Motion floor tracking, visual horizon manipulation. The Holodeck tricks the mind to create any scenario!”

Could have sworn there was a visual in the episode as well, but I can’t find it.

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