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Jakdracula, to memes in no need to keep playing
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Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re the Doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you’re not insane

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re so chubby and so neat

With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You’re like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don’t care But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here

Jakdracula, to memes in Finally.
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Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re the Doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you’re not insane

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re so chubby and so neat

With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You’re like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don’t care But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here

Jakdracula, to memes in Roughing it
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How many soldiers to the gallon does that get?

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in Which things have you avoided or embraced on the name alone?
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Penny Dreadful. I just… can’t.

Jakdracula, to piracy in Ways to pirate music as convenient as Spotify?
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Take a look at funk whale.

www.funkwhale.audio

Jakdracula, to starwarsmemes in Wednesday's Theme: Movie Mashups [MMW]
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If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she’d be Ella Vader.

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?
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Jakdracula, to asklemmy in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?
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Don’t worry, I’m down voting you, you racist Nazi fuck.

Jakdracula, (edited ) to asklemmy in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?
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Yep. She’s lying to herself.

“Oh honey, you’re so good at doing the dishes” while he votes to remove all of her rights.

Jakdracula, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
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Well, you only use a bit of the pasta water, it depends how much tomato sauce you’re making.

Pull out about a cup of the pasta water.
Dump the pasta. Don’t rinse the pasta, ever.

Now either slowly pour in a bit of the pasta water into the sauce, stir it, look at it, there should be a sheen. The pasta water makes the red sauce very silky.

Or, take a frying pan, turn the heat on. Add butter and olive oil. When the butter gets melted, dump diced veggies (or not) into the pan. Cook the vegetables to almost desired tenderness. Dump garlic in for no more than one minute.
Dump some pasta water in, just a little, and throw the pasta on top. Mix it up. After a short time, 15 seconds maybe, pour the red sauce on top of the spaghetti and veggies, stir.
After about a minute or so, add pasta water, just a bit. Stir. Taste. Is it shiny and silky? If not add a little more water. Repeat until it’s tasty.

Jakdracula, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
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No

Jakdracula, to memes in Well I feel better now.
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The whole thing is an advertisement on a baggage carousel in Austria for a company called Commend that offers intercom systems.

Salzburg airport’s website has no mention of a special desk for those trying to reach Australia. If there were 100 errors per year, that would be 1 every 3 days, providing limited need for a desk.

Jakdracula, to mildlyinteresting in This fast food order kiosk accepts cash
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Jakdracula, to upliftingnews in Routinely Greeting Six Neighbors Maximizes Wellbeing Outcomes
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Fuck that.

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in Be honest, do you still use reddit?
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Nope. Left as soon as Apollo ended.
Only went back to transfer all my subscriptions using the Voyager tool - found under settings “migrate subreddits”. On June 29 I used a different tool to delete all my posts on Reddit. I’m leaving my empty account there as a form of protest.

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