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Jamie, to memes in Is this a cry for help?
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One of my favorite search ads that appeared in the mid 2000s happened when I was bored. I searched “grandpa” without any context just to see what would come up, because I really was that bored. One of the ads that appeared was one of those where they just shove your search in the title verbatim so someone not paying attention might think it was what they wanted.

It said something like “Looking for grandpa? Find great deals here!” I don’t remember exactly what the second part said, but the “Looking for grandpa?” part made me bust out laughing. I then started searching other random stuff to try and get something equally stupid, but it didn’t capture me quite the same way. Either way, my boredom was alleviated.

Jamie, to memes in They don't know which plumbing fixtures are better or worse do you think a plumber would work here?
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I don’t run a directly customer facing department anymore, but when I ran electronics I got to be both the employee that didn’t know much, and the one that tells you more than you asked for.

I went to college for network admin, but never actually landed a career in it because COVID hit right after I graduated. I’ve done a bit of everything with computers and can speak to a lot of things.

But I haven’t used every electronic device we sold or have even basic knowledge of some of them, so I had to fall back on “Well, a lot of people buy this one, so there’s probably something nice happening there.”

Jamie, to memes in Just chill, youre harshing my ethnic cleansing
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I always think the revelation types that think they’re definitely getting saved before the apocalypse is funny. The Bible says 144,000 will be saved, but the current estimate of Christians on earth is about 2.2 billion from what I can find. So you just gotta hit that 0.006545% chance.

While they’re at it, they can go to the casino, bet their entire life savings on a single number on the roulette wheel, do that twice in a row, and their odds of winning that are 11x higher than being picked for rapture.

Jamie, to memes in Black Friday
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I like how for all the problems Brazil has, the consumer protection laws are consistently some of the best around.

Jamie, to memes in Every time
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Unless the original standard agrees and implements it, then you’ve just created a new standard.

Jamie, to memes in Why? Are we not doing enough?
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Indie games are the only thing keeping gaming alive for me, for the most part. All the AAA games I play are older titles. Doing the GTAV story with a trainer has been a pretty fun time lately for me.

Jamie, to privacy in Is brave the only browser with fingerprint randomization?
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Weird, it usually works fine without JS.

Jamie, (edited ) to memes in Enjoy your Call of Duty
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I know storage is cheap, but nearly half a terabyte? I’m already giving any game the side eye if it takes more than 50G of space on a disk, let alone nearly 10x that.

Jamie, to privacy in Helping others privacy through self-hosting?
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I can second this. I have SearxNG running in a docker container by itself and it requires no real maintenance of any kind. I do have a cron job that updates the docker container once per day, but it ran for ages on the same version without issues.

Jamie, to memes in Enjoy your Call of Duty
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Fit girls make fit games

Jamie, to memes in Enjoy your Call of Duty
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Yeah whoops, brain said terabyte but fingers said gigabyte.

Jamie, (edited ) to memes in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
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The tech is interesting and has applications

I used to say that, but I’ve given up on that idea. I’ve never seen a use of blockchain yet that didn’t boil down to being virtual money. NFTs could have had potential as a method of trade if they were tied to real ownership of things instead of just receipts saying you bought a cartoon monkey jpeg.

But every time I think something would be a problem blockchain solves, I can always think of an existing, typically better, solution to that same problem. I think that space is too infested with grifters to attract anyone with a truly novel idea.

Jamie, (edited ) to memes in Its like Mr bones wild ride
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My dad went over the bars of a dirtbike when he was about 20 and landed hard on his shoulder, but walked it off.

Came back to haunt him with a vengeance last year almost 50 years later, super high pain in that shoulder that took a surgery to go away.

Jamie, to memes in Whatever gets people engaged in the process
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Political memes are just the non-grandma version of political cartoons.

Jamie, to memes in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
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I see it that way. You don’t dive into some strange without protection, don’t let your computer do it with websites.

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