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"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. By the way, that clock is twenty minutes fast. "

Jerb322,
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Nice…now I’m going to have to look up “what did bed bugs do before beds?”

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Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. “Sorry, got to wash my hands first…”

Jerb322,
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Blue, would be hard to merry my x again, so I still have my son.

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My son was born healthy. Became a father I guess would be more “to me”…

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Fast food + college kids , good idea.

Fast food + drunk college kids, not so much.

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They did it in the movie “The Kingsmen” I think.

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Your first guess was correct. Wide, blunt snout gives it away. Crocodiles- skinny, toothy snout.

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My go to is “my kids have to live here when you’re dead…”

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Sure looks like an animal crossing.

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“I got fever…and the only cure is more commas!”

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A land down under…

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The man was selling bread in Brussels, don’t think that he was from Brussels…

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