JoShmoe

@JoShmoe@ani.social

if you get bitten you probably deserved it.

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JoShmoe,

I always store my nuts in the cheeks

JoShmoe,

But are you safe from Raptors?

JoShmoe,

If its a trap guys, I’m falling in.

JoShmoe,

Little caesars is just greese and cardboard. Their dough is cardboard, the sauces are greese, the menu is colored greese on cardboard, the windows are cardboard.

JoShmoe,

Sent it off with one powerful friendship kick to start their epic survival adventure.

JoShmoe,

technically its confidence and hygiene.

JoShmoe,

You see doom, I see a montage worthy makeover.

JoShmoe,

Thanks GiantFloppyCock, you’re the best!

JoShmoe,

Upvotes. Suddenly realizes “Nobody Lately” 😔

JoShmoe,

I was expecting a connectivity issue. Error: Server timed out.

JoShmoe,

Monkey is okay, but consider Turgolia what it means to be a Turgolian.

JoShmoe,

Batman: “We know who you are. All your drug operations have been seized. Its over Walter.”

JoShmoe,

Do you know how many babies those widows have?! Our welfare system will be overwhelmed within a years time!

JoShmoe, (edited )

I don’t know who you are, or how you ended up here, but when I come. You’ll be the first to know.

JoShmoe,

Now say it like you’re Liam Nelson

JoShmoe,

I’m the main character nothing can hurt me in here! Let’s go north!

JoShmoe,

So are we supposed to believe that Darth Vader has prosthetic limbs? Get out of here!

JoShmoe,

No that’s the Preamble! You’re thinking of a row of closely placed, high vertical standing tree trunks or stakes.

JoShmoe,

That’s barely enough for three kids.

JoShmoe,

More fun and reward than any dating app

JoShmoe,

Somebody threw bleach on LeVar Burton

JoShmoe,

Hey some of those buttons will take you to some really cool websites. Everyone should give it a try. Its just like scratching a lottery ticket.

JoShmoe,

Can someone mansplain this to me?

JoShmoe,

You all thought I was crazy for wanting pineapple on pizza! How do you like me now!

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