KISSmyOS

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KISSmyOS,

Did he start to sweat and stutter, instead?

KISSmyOS,

furiously typing in German

KISSmyOS,

Now let’s toss in some of the neighboring tribespeople and season with 200 foreskins.

KISSmyOS,

Do you buy a new phone every year?

KISSmyOS,

Yes, I had an MP3 player before I got my first smartphone.
Or, if you’re asking about apps, I used Vanilla Music Player. But nowadays I either use Spotify or a cassette player.

KISSmyOS,

Yeah, me too.

KISSmyOS,

There are way too many appendages in this image.

KISSmyOS,
KISSmyOS,

Your politicians, along with business leaders, have made sure to remove those places as much as possible.
But I have to ask: Is talking not allowed in American libraries? Cause where I live, libraries are places where you can sit, talk, eat, drink, play board games, and of course read. There’s different rooms for different activities.

KISSmyOS,

There are alternatives for every service they offer.

I used to believe that, but what’s the alternative for a phone keyboard with swipe typing and speech recognition that actually works?
Or a phone that gets reliable push messages and also works for banking?
Cause I hate Google, but these are things I actually need in my life.

KISSmyOS,

First, I use GrapheneOS

Which only supports Google phones

KISSmyOS,

Swiftkey isn’t a real option for me, it just sends my data to another one of the big 3 tech megacorporations.
What I’ve tried:

  • Degoogled my phone with UAD and used apps that can run in the background instead of relying on Google Play Services for push. But I kept missing important messages cause push didn’t work reliably. It lead to a wild goose chase of which system apps can be disabled and which permissions revoked without losing core functions, none of which is documented properly anywhere. Location only worked outside sometimes and took 3 minutes for a fix. And it still may not even do anything for privacy because the underlying system is made by Google and could just ignore all of my settings.
  • Installed LineageOS. This solved the problems above. But my banking app refused to even launch on it.
  • Gave up, again used a debloated Android but kept Google Play Services and its dependencies intact and just used no Google account or Google apps. Now banking works, push works, location works. But Google still has unlimited root access to my device, contacts, calls, SMS, location, so really what’s the point?
KISSmyOS,

Impossible. I either need a phone or buy a TAN generator for 2FA.

I’m currently thinking about that, or just leaving a spare phone at home with no data on it and location disabled. But the banking app is also used to verify bigger credit card payments. And without having it on me, I would have been unable to pay for plane or train tickets while traveling more than once.

KISSmyOS,

Bombing Syria is just the thing you do when you’re bored and living in the middle east.
Everyone’s doing it.

KISSmyOS,

“Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?”

KISSmyOS, (edited )

Did you find all the different directors cuts of Naughty Furry Adventures you were looking for?

KISSmyOS,

It’s just fair since every time Hamas indiscriminately murders Israelis, it’s blamed on Israel.

KISSmyOS,

I admit this meme is misinformation, as are basically all memes about the conflict.
And your insult of me is transphobic and ableist, you bigot.

KISSmyOS,

If you wanna win this argument, you better link your source.

KISSmyOS,

I’M LITERALLY SHITTING AND PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!
PLEASE SEND HELP, I THINK SOMETHING INSIDE ME JUST RIPPED!

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