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Karyoplasma, to memes in no window

To be fair, if you do your dishes by hand, the water in the sink also turns into some disgusting sludge after just a few plates.

Karyoplasma, to memes in Where is Kevin?

“Kirk, I am your father.”

Classic goosebump moment.

Karyoplasma, (edited ) to memes in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

“Im Rausch des Orgasmus” is a famous, now vintage, porn series with acclaimed German porn actress Michaela Schaffrath under her stage name Gina Wild. It means something like “The buzz of orgasms”.

Karyoplasma, to memes in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

I live 30km from the French border, had 10 years of French in school. I wouldn’t be able order bread.

Karyoplasma, to memes in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Rausch*

Empfehle den zweiten Teil. Die Story ist echt gut und Michaela spielt den Flohwalzer auf nem Klavier.

Karyoplasma, to memes in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

This ain’t it.

Karyoplasma, to memes in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Nimm dir dein Hochwähli ab, Bruder.

Karyoplasma, to comicstrips in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

Should have lined the safe with aluminum foil or something else to deter the signal.

Karyoplasma, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

When I woke up, I vomitted. Twice. Then I asked for a bread with Nutella.

Karyoplasma, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

After cooking the pasta just short of done, many toss them in the sauce pan and let them finish cooking in the sauce for a more even pasta-to-sauce-distribution. Saves you the hassle of portioning your sauce.

Karyoplasma, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

Oily noodles don’t fuse with the sauce that well. If you want olive oil flavor in your dish, add it after tossing the noodles in the sauce.

Karyoplasma, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

The sauce itself should be quite thick before adding the pasta water. I let my bolognese reduce for at least an hour and a half before starting to boil water for the pasta.

Karyoplasma, to memes in Yummy

Better because of the licorice, I suppose.

Karyoplasma, to memes in Yummy

The lab. Nobody uses beaver ass juice anymore.

Karyoplasma, to memes in Gambling is addictive

Once you are dead, you are so addicted to it that you do nothing else.

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