Kase

@Kase@lemmy.world

vroom vroom

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Kase,

Not if you sell your house to buy more crypto ;)

Kase,

No offense to blue cheese, but I don’t know anybody who eats penicillin for the taste

Kase,

Wait really? That’s so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren’t fertilized? (Not sure if that’s the right word but ykwim)

Kase,

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Kase,

So you’re calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)

Kase,

Not to be confused with soljer soldier

Kase,

This was mega confusing at first bc I just realized I do not pronounce the L in palm or calm. So they do rhyme… but it’s like pom/com

Kase,

Teehee 🤭

Kase,

Erb (with a long e)

Kase,

It has facial hair??

Kase,

Idk, I say it like reckignize. Can’t be bothered to open my jaw to pronounce the O. But I’m from oklahoma so it’s not my fault :)

Kase,

Same, also that was very nicely said. You’re an eloquent idiot in my book 👍

Kase, (edited )

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

Kase,

Bernie at the vending machine:

checks wallet

Aw damn, no monies

takes a few quarters from behind ear

Kase,

My brain must be stupid cuz I looked at the picture first and they looked face down :/

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