CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

dutchkimble,

Is Dolph Danish?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Worse. He’s swedish

hemko,
danekrae,

Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I’m guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.

I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren’t danish.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Det er jeg!

danekrae,

If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

Kase, (edited )

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

dudinax,

Here’s to feeling good all the time.

crackajack,

MadsLad

Anticorp,

Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

cheeseburger,
@cheeseburger@lemmy.ca avatar

Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.

Anticorp,

Thanks!

Slovene,

He’s Hannibal the cannibal.

dditty,

The ultimate mad lad

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mads lad

eestileib,

Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.

nxdefiant,

I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s for the antioxidants

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

SuckMyWang,

Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.

SuckMyWang,

Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Wouldn’t it be weird if neither of us had pants on?

SuckMyWang, (edited )

Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird

DrPop,

Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)

XTornado,

Wait, that’s done after? Not before?

surewhynotlem,

This is the to-do list

ohlaph,

During is the best of both worlds.

netchami,

Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

randomivysaur,

Me after creating the to-do list:

can,

Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

netchami,

I like your approach

Mrduckrocks,

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

rockerface,
ohlaph,

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

Obi, (edited )
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.

DavidGarcia,

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