I've earned it
Mrduckrocks, Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.
rockerface,
ohlaph, You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.
Obi, (edited ) 
But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.
eestileib, Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.
nxdefiant, I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.
syd, 
Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)
SuckMyWang, Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?
IDontHavePantsOn, Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.
SuckMyWang, Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?
IDontHavePantsOn, Wouldn’t it be weird if neither of us had pants on?
SuckMyWang, (edited ) Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird
netchami, Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list
randomivysaur, Me after creating the to-do list:
can, Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.
netchami, I like your approach
CurlyMoustache, 
He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind
dutchkimble, Is Dolph Danish?
CurlyMoustache, Worse. He’s swedish
hemko,
danekrae, Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I’m guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.
I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren’t danish.
CurlyMoustache, Det er jeg!
danekrae, If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.
CurlyMoustache, If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring
DrPop, Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)
XTornado, Wait, that’s done after? Not before?
surewhynotlem, This is the to-do list
ohlaph, During is the best of both worlds.
Kase, (edited ) ✅took my final exam today
❌made a 30%
✅better than a zero! 🥂
dudinax, Here’s to feeling good all the time.
crackajack, MadsLad
DavidGarcia, task 1: touch lips
Anticorp, Who is that guy? He looks familiar.
cheeseburger, 
Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.
Anticorp, Thanks!
Slovene, He’s Hannibal the cannibal.
dditty, The ultimate mad lad
pancakes, 
Mads lad
Infynis, 
Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
It’s for the antioxidants
Add comment