Kase

@Kase@lemmy.world

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Kase,

No fucking way! You’re telling me my whole interpreting major is a lie?? I’m gonna send strongly worded email to professor “Peña,” or whatever her real name is. 😡

Kase,

Ayo nice username

Kase,

✍️ noted, any more tips?

Kase,

It’s crazy how much names get garbled through immigration paperwork! My roommate moved from Africa (idk what country), and I’ve always known her as Ndeye (pronounced like “day” in English). Well apparently, that’s not her “real” name! She told me that where she’s from, “Ndeye” is a common title given as a prefix to a girl’s name, and it means something along the lines of “mother.” In her country, everyone called her by her first name. But when she moved here, on her new birth certificate they wrote Ndeye as her first name and her actual first name as her middle name. She told me she just decided to go with it. Ndeye is plenty unique here!

It’s unfathomable to me that they’re so careless with people’s names (like in your story), and that for my roommate, the paperwork meant for immigrants has such a rigid US-style structure. I’ve never met anyone who was especially upset about their name being changed like that, but it seems super messed up to me! 🤷

Course, I guess it’s a relatively smaller problem compared to the rest of the issues with the immigration process. Sorry for the rant lol.

Kase,

My brain must be stupid cuz I looked at the picture first and they looked face down :/

Kase, (edited )

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

Kase,

Same, also that was very nicely said. You’re an eloquent idiot in my book 👍

Kase,

I absolutely agree with you. I do still laugh at the meme, though. It’s not because I think my teachers were wrong for teaching basic arithmetic; it’s just that “because you won’t have a calculator in your pocket” turned out to be an ironically bad reason. 100% still glad to have learned it, though.

Kase,

Me: 4 + 4 = 8

Calculator: 4 + 4 = 150

Me: pft, stupid brain. This is why we have to use a calculator!

Kase,

Off topic, but yesterday I tried a tamale for the first time. Apparently they’re a common Christmas food in Mexico, so my boss brought some to our party. The first bite or two were strange (as a very picky US-American), but then it was really good! 10/10 would recommend and all that

Kase,

looks at a label with a big picture of beans on it

No, no this can’t be it!

Kase,

Lies

Kase,

I would try this if I weren’t a) a bad cook and b) terrified

Kase,

I imagine here in the US people would think pea puree was too much like baby food. Of course, if you’ve ever tried baby food, some of it is pretty darn good, so. ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

Kase,

This was mega confusing at first bc I just realized I do not pronounce the L in palm or calm. So they do rhyme… but it’s like pom/com

Kase,

Teehee 🤭

Kase,

Erb (with a long e)

Kase,

Idk, I say it like reckignize. Can’t be bothered to open my jaw to pronounce the O. But I’m from oklahoma so it’s not my fault :)

Kase,

It has facial hair??

Kase,

Not to be confused with soljer soldier

Kase,

Oh yeah? What’s infinity divided by zero?

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

Kase,

They might be a little stale, but it’s all good

Kase,

Hey, it’s a fair suggestion. That’s what I do most of the time, and it works just fine!

Kase,

Oh, I’ve seen people wearing them “backward” before, but I never did try it! Thanks for the suggestion!

But damn, a pocket watch would be so snazzy. It wouldn’t fit my usual wardrobe, but it’d be super fun to wear one while dressed up!

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