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KingJalopy

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I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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I mean if you really want it I’ll do it. It’s just anatomy. Plus I have a wide angle lens…

KingJalopy,
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Not to be crude but this pretty much is what I’m talking about. It’s almost like having a two toned penis…

NSFW btw… Although it is just a drawing

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/53696c7e-bef5-4458-82ea-cf455775a521.jpeg

KingJalopy, (edited )
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Let’s just say there is a definitive line where what once was my foreskin now just is a smooth piece of skin connected by another. I wouldn’t call it a scar because like I said I had no idea it was not normal. There’s definitely a noticeable difference between the top part and the rest of it. I’m not sure how else to put this delicately. Honestly, I would just google it.

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What’s fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

KingJalopy,
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Starry is so much better

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I was thinking the same thing. It’s probably higher quality ingredients than today’s shit. I grew up in the 80s and I distinctly remember food tasting better back then. Even shitty TV dinners.

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I’ll build you one for $495

KingJalopy,
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The last thing I do for them will be to pull the plug most likely. After they dead it’s whatever.

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You might say the problem is too big to contain

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Love down the rabbit hole

KingJalopy,
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In my day kids respected their elder memes… They regularly shitposted them and people were grateful for those crusty memes.

KingJalopy,
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These method actors always doing crazy shit to get into their roles

KingJalopy,
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He told you, it’s yogurt.

KingJalopy,
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That effect doesn’t affect me.

KingJalopy,
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Jokes on them, I use butter.

KingJalopy,
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Gottem

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OP seems alright

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Say it say it

KingJalopy,
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It’s a video game so I’m guessing they do have a standard response

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And give it a chance. It starts a bit slow but really is one the greatest shows ever. The second half of season 2 kind of sucks because David Lynch lost control of the show but the return which is on showtime is one the greatest pieces of media ever created.

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That movie was great btw. My friends and I used to get stoned and watch it all the time. Of course back then all we had was a dvd player and like 3 movies.

KingJalopy,
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That was such a sick burn at the time lol. Love that movie so much.

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Inb4 person who only watched half says it’s not rEal pErPeTuAl mOtIoN

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“Returning these missing bridal photos has made me so happy,” Poindexter tells PEOPLE exclusively. "

Because fuck you if you heard it anywhere else, WE Brought you this happy story, not anyone else. She told us, EXCLUSIVELY!!!

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Those are insanely awesome proving once again that mushrooms are the ultimate life form.

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