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KingJalopy, to asklemmy in Any good YouTube recommendations?
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Love down the rabbit hole

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Perpetual motion machine
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Inb4 person who only watched half says it’s not rEal pErPeTuAl mOtIoN

KingJalopy, to memes in Sips Tea Menacingly
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That was such a sick burn at the time lol. Love that movie so much.

KingJalopy, to mushrooms in 'Gliophorus psittacinus, Parrot Waxcap' by Stevie Smith
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Those are insanely awesome proving once again that mushrooms are the ultimate life form.

KingJalopy, to memes in Mandela Affect
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That effect doesn’t affect me.

KingJalopy, to programmer_humor in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop
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It’s a video game so I’m guessing they do have a standard response

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in Which carbonated soft drink is the best?
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Starry is so much better

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american
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Not to be crude but this pretty much is what I’m talking about. It’s almost like having a two toned penis…

NSFW btw… Although it is just a drawing

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/53696c7e-bef5-4458-82ea-cf455775a521.jpeg

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american
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I mean if you really want it I’ll do it. It’s just anatomy. Plus I have a wide angle lens…

KingJalopy, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american
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Let’s just say there is a definitive line where what once was my foreskin now just is a smooth piece of skin connected by another. I wouldn’t call it a scar because like I said I had no idea it was not normal. There’s definitely a noticeable difference between the top part and the rest of it. I’m not sure how else to put this delicately. Honestly, I would just google it.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american
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What’s fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

KingJalopy, to upliftingnews in Woman Buys Stranger’s Antique Wedding Photos at an Auction, Tracks Down 85-Year-Old Bride and Returns Pics
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“Returning these missing bridal photos has made me so happy,” Poindexter tells PEOPLE exclusively. "

Because fuck you if you heard it anywhere else, WE Brought you this happy story, not anyone else. She told us, EXCLUSIVELY!!!

KingJalopy, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.
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I’ll build you one for $495

KingJalopy, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.
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The last thing I do for them will be to pull the plug most likely. After they dead it’s whatever.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in It's wednesday my dudes
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And give it a chance. It starts a bit slow but really is one the greatest shows ever. The second half of season 2 kind of sucks because David Lynch lost control of the show but the return which is on showtime is one the greatest pieces of media ever created.

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