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KingJalopy

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I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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KingJalopy,
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Witch!!

KingJalopy, (edited )
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Let’s be fair some of them are just fucking moron Americans who fall for any propaganda that comes their way

KingJalopy,
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Sounds like their food is to die for

KingJalopy, (edited )
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I just realized Q looks a lot like James woods in that second panel

KingJalopy,
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Not the person you asked. It’s a joke. That’s jeeps stupid slogan.

KingJalopy,
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It’s a jeep thing

KingJalopy,
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Oddly enough that looks like Hank Hill kicking Bobby Hill in the nuts which is also made by Mike judge.

KingJalopy,
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This is what it’s like to chew Doritos

KingJalopy,
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I choose to believe this is true and that’s why it’s that

KingJalopy,
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Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

KingJalopy,
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I have several great ones. Got them at Walmart.

KingJalopy,
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Nah I’m good

KingJalopy,
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All he’s getting is my knuckle babies

KingJalopy,
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God damn it I’m going to bed

KingJalopy,
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Seems practical

KingJalopy,
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WHYDYOULEAVEYOURKEYSUPONTHETABLE!

KingJalopy,
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WE’RE ANGRY!

KingJalopy,
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Plenty of fish in the sea

KingJalopy,
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It won’t be much of a celebration I promise

KingJalopy,
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Diabeetus

KingJalopy,
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Possibly even made friends along the way?

KingJalopy,
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For that matter where the hell is Old Zealand?

KingJalopy,
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Story of my life

KingJalopy,
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I know where we can get some kiwi

KingJalopy,
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No, you didn’t, but it made me wonder if there’s a new one where the old one is. Another person answered.

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