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KingJalopy

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I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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Love down the rabbit hole

KingJalopy,
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That movie was great btw. My friends and I used to get stoned and watch it all the time. Of course back then all we had was a dvd player and like 3 movies.

KingJalopy,
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In my day kids respected their elder memes… They regularly shitposted them and people were grateful for those crusty memes.

KingJalopy,
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Say it say it

KingJalopy,
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I usually put on one of darkness prevails compilation videos from YouTube. The dude is a prolific poster and has probably hundreds of five plus hour long videos which are just audio with a screenshot for the video. I don’t even particularly care about the spooky scary stories or creepypasta or whatever the hell it’s called, but something about that dude’s voice and the way he reads those stories just knocks me out. Although I can’t recommend it for everybody because it could end up giving you really fucked up dreams.

KingJalopy,
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It’s that like “in, hold, out”?

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Actually I’ve had a bad case of covid for like 4 days now and haven’t been able to breathe out of my nose. While not technically nose drugs, I took one of my wife’s Adderall and like magic I’m breathing through my nose again. Still feel terrible and can’t sleep now but I’m no longer a mouth breather. I couldn’t sleep last night because my mouth would dry out every 5 minutes so bad I’d have to take a drink of water every few minutes then pee.

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Not if you wrap it before you tap it

PC died. Trying the legal options.

And fuck. I really miss plex. I’ve had Netflix and Hulu forever as family won’t let me cancel. Decided to sign up to Paramount + for some Trek. Twice in lower decks it didn’t save my watched episodes. Doesn’t mark episode as watched if you exit during the credits. And multiple playback issues....

KingJalopy,
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What is so difficult about just providing a decent service for a fair price?

Nothing. It’s just not profitable.

KingJalopy,
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That’s fine. Your memes also sit on my conscience lol.

KingJalopy,
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WHYDYOULEAVEYOURKEYSUPONTHETABLE!

KingJalopy,
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Possibly even made friends along the way?

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I just realized Q looks a lot like James woods in that second panel

KingJalopy,
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This is what it’s like to chew Doritos

KingJalopy,
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs

KingJalopy,
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Badly time subs are one of the things I hate most. It is so frustrating when they’re not synced up well enough to match what the people are saying.

KingJalopy,
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Ha! I get it, because termites eat wood! This is very logical. I enjoy this.

KingJalopy,
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Which is why they work so hard to keep them in check. If only we could take a note from that.

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Oh shit. I was wondering who’s face was in the background. Thank you.

KingJalopy,
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Plus we can technically fit more in the super north Canada and Island Canada

KingJalopy,
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Some of them very do that lol

KingJalopy,
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You’re a dodo

KingJalopy,
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I wood

KingJalopy,
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Talk to the hand

KingJalopy,
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That’s awesome

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