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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Safer doesn’t mean perfectly safe.

You could much more easily die from over consumption of alcohol than you could from smoking weed.

Kolanaki,
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It should be Taco Bell instead.

Weapon of Ass Destruction

Kolanaki,
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New fish! New fish! New fish!

Kolanaki,
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Hugh Mon.

Kolanaki,
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To fake the moon landing, the government hired Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick, being a perfectionist, made it look real by filming on location.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I always thought that game was just a Lights-Out toy, but with multiple faces and not just a single board.

Kolanaki,
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Kaltoh operates on straight magic.

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Instead of playing Scrooge, Data should been the ghost of Christmas past.

The cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future.

Kolanaki,
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Me when someone is poking me and I have a stuffy nose.

Kolanaki,
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“Halt! You have violated the law!”

Removes the Gray Mask

“Whoa! He was just here! You there, citizen, which way did that scoundrel run off?!”

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Hahahahaha… No.

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