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Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Northern star gang
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I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in A fair trade
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Fishing is a way more boring sport, but at least it takes up literally 0 land.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!

Kolanaki, to risa in Traffic lights
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“There are four lights!”

“I’m sorry, that is incorrect. I’m afraid you’ve failed your driver’s test and will not be issued a license to operate a motor vehicle at this time.”

Kolanaki, to cyanideandhappiness in 31 October 2023
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I don’t need this shit. You stupid, sadistic, abusive, fucking whore!

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Data leak
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I worked for a wireless ISP that had this problem with one style of dish we were using and this was the solution the engineers wanted us to take (just stripping the insulation to let water drip out before it got inside anything).

It was dumb because the POE the line was going into would very easily catch fire if water was introduced through the Ethernet cable. We had alternative dishes that we should have been swapping out for, but of course they wanted to save money instead of being safe.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in So what made you want to become a security officer?
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No other death in the entire series was as gorey and gruesome as that head explosion. Fucker’s right up there with the Scanners scene, or the dude that inflates and explodes in Big Trouble in Little China.

I mean, look at this shit!

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/934418b2-5ff1-4290-9594-7529b7603c78.jpeg

Kolanaki, (edited ) to memes in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.
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3 isn’t so bad when you compare it to everything after it. The way Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd is great when compared to Dumb and Dumber 2, but not with Dumb and Dumber.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in People who post content because it makes you angry : why do you help it spread?
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How am I supposed to form an angry mob if nobody else is angry?

Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
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The translator is able to translate the words themselves, but not the context needed to actually understand the translated phrases.

I find it no different than the translation weirdness in the Voyager episode “Nemesis” where the people are understandable, but all the words they choose are just slightly off of what’s normally spoken in English. Like… Nemesis instead of enemy. Glimpses instead of eyes. Trunks instead of woods. Why would the translator use those words instead of more common words that mean the same thing?

Kolanaki, to risa in Also a bunch of masked ancient aliens to boot
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I have noticed that Spiner is a great physical actor when playing Data. Have you seen this man throw himself to the ground? The absolute best is The Collector episode where he straight up planks, falls face first on a couch and bounces to the ground without even losing his composure.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to memes in I feel like his character's catchphrase would be irritating
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I didn’t read the text in the meme at first and straight up thought this was a screenshot of Soldier in a SFM video for a second.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in Too soon!
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Capitalism

That’s a funny way of spelling religion.

Kolanaki, to mildlyinteresting in the FDA is considering a ban on menthol cigarette sales
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It’s my body; I get to decide what goes in it. Poison or not. This isn’t a win at all.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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