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Kolanaki, to memes in Utterly insane
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“This is what you get for having the name Bowser without our express written consent.”

Kolanaki, to science_memes in Corvids...
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I once saw a crow look both ways before walking across the street and I thought “Wow. What a dumbass, he could just fly over it and not have to worry about cars.”

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Pray for their safety
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Escalators can never be temporarily out of order. They can only be temporarily stairs.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in A minor oopsie
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Kolanaki, (edited ) to baldurs_gate_3 in I am astounded that someone made this...
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Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion’s ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Its a doggy dog world out there
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Doggy dog world

It’s a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in Sleeping position
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Sleeping on matter is detrimental to your health. To avoid back problems, learn how to sleep while levitating 3 feet off the floor.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to comicstrips in Go for it ben
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“What is my purpose?”

“You help people get cancer by lighting their cigarettes, cigars, and pipes and occasionally arsonists burning down orphanages.”

“Oh my God.”

Kolanaki, (edited ) to comicstrips in And Tigger Too - Danby Draws Comics
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The wonderful thing about tiggers is that tiggers are wonderful things.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Rat snacks
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The villain in Ratatouille wanted to take over the restaurant, specifically for the name, so he could sell out with cheaply made frozen meals.

He was also a massive French asshole. 🤢

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?
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I just make a post in NoStupidQuestions and use y’all like a search engine. :P

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in What is the most unhelpful advice you have received?
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I was a new dog owner, went to /r/Dogs to ask about a particular behavior my dog was exhibiting I’d never seen or read about before (turned out to be normal tho) and every reply I got basically told me I don’t know how to care for an animal and that I should give him to someone else.

It was then I realized that it wasn’t just /r/RelationshipAdvice that was full of bitter, jealous losers whose advice is always “dump them.” It applied to literally every single subreddit dedicated to advice. They may have started with good intentions and knowledgeable people, but over time filled up with people who had no business giving anyone advice.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic
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Imagine all the people who would do the Matrix thing and learn martial arts… Only to gain the wisdom that knowing how to do martial arts doesn’t make it any easier when you’re fat and out of shape.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in Go for it ben
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Birthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in Double blind win (by skeletonclaw)
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“How is this a double blind study?”

“Well you see, the participant and the scientist are blind.”

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