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Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...
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But… They do exist. They’re just incredibly stupid and dangerous.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in STOB
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Me when someone is poking me and I have a stuffy nose.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to memes in Standards
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Kolanaki, to comicstrips in When Fallout asks you to make difficult choices
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Force Shaun to use his crib again when you finally find him.

“Time for bed, Shaun.”

“For god’s sake, dad, I’m a grown man! Physiologically, I’m older than you are!”

“Don’t make me spank you.”

Kolanaki, (edited ) to baldurs_gate_3 in [Spoilers] I bought my friend BG3 for Christmas and
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Gale is sus as fuck at first. He’s too charming. My first thought was “this dude’s hiding something…” and I mean… I was right. It just wasn’t about being evil. I never trust a character that’s immediately nice when everyone up to that point has been a jerk.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?
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It’s rare I find a mobile game that is truly a game and not merely a slot machine with a different appearance. And of those that are decent games, there are far better equivalent games on literally any other platform. For example, Galaxy on Fire 2 is a great little mobile game space sim like Freelancer. But Freelancer is still a better game and could work just as well on a mobile device.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in [ADHDinos] Straight to my ass
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Penis steps in front of brain: I have a suggestion

Kolanaki, (edited ) to memes in It's a curse
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I was once the highest ranked player of Shootmania in California.

Nevermind that I was also the only player in California at the time.

Kolanaki, to memes in California in a nutshell
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I live in the god damn meth section. The very heart of it! Methdesto! 😭

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Why don't public restroom stalls have OPEN/OCCUPIED indicators like porta potties do?
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America

Kolanaki, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case
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The furries I saw at a ren faire recently had theme appropriate attire for their fursuit. I was jealous that they had two costumes!

Kolanaki, (edited ) to memes in Ramen
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I’ve had truly instant ramen when my friend’s brother came back from Japan. Dude brought a bunch of cool shit back, including a few cases of self heating ramen and a carton of self lighting cigarettes. Japan is like 500 years in the future.

Kolanaki, to movies in Gen Z is turned off by onscreen sex, wants no-mance over romance, a new study finds
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I’m a horny af millennial and I also don’t really care for sex scenes. They add nothing to the story itself, and they don’t show enough to be sexy. If you’re not going to show full penetration then don’t even bother.

Kolanaki, to memes in I remember
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I left mine in and I was very disappointed by lack of total infrastructure and societal collapse.

Kolanaki, to memes in It's almost like a zombie movie for them
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