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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Chicken Boo?

Kolanaki,
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If you get one like Derek Zoolander’s, you could simply ingest the phone.

Kolanaki,
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I have carpet so the only cleaner I keep for regular everyday stuff with that is Resolve. If it’s bad enough, I rent a Rug Doctor.

For the bathroom and kitchen, I just use a wet cloth with hot water and soap to do it by hand because they’re fuckin’ tiny. Owning a mop doesn’t seem justified.

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Would that be like the world of Starship Troopers? 🤔

The state provides everything… But only to those they want (in that case, citizens and you only get citizenship by being in the military for a while).

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Looks like an ant eater in bug form.

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