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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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I don’t think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.

Kolanaki,
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Lasting a minute against Moriarty doesn’t seem very difficult. Especially since I’m not Sherlock, and wouldn’t be able to pursue him even if I wanted to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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“My gums always bleed when I brush my teeth.”

“That means you’re not brushing enough.”

“But I brush 3 times every day!”

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