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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Twolvix

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The thumbnail makes it look like it’s a picture of a girl wearing yoga pants’ lap.

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On God. Fr fr, no cap on the rizz with a lizz until I jizz. Yeet!

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Right before it goes into the pan/pot. You want to at least use salt at this point to keep moisture in the meat while cooking and allowing it to brown better before you start tossing in everything else.

Yes, Scratch, Good Dog

Scratch is the bestest of the best boys. I think he got even better with the new patch. Maybe too good. I threw the vial of smokepowder to blast through a wall. And the good boy thinks I want to play fetch. So while everyone runs away from the wall and I’m getting ready to IGNIS the good boy fetches the smokepowder and brings...

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I wish Scratch and the owlbear cub could come with me on my adventure instead of only staying at camp. The dog could have been a way to uncover the buried treasures 100% of the time and such. Like both sniffing them out and digging them up if you didn’t have a shovel.

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Wait what?! I thought that ball was just a random item he brings you that you can throw so he’d fetch it. It summons him?!

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They do not.

NP = Not P

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You may have to do it manually by appending @“user’s instance” to their username in the “to” field if the app/site you’re using doesn’t do it automatically (or the user who made the auto message fucked up the URL).

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Shoestring, julienne, matchstick, haystack

There seems to be some contention on this.

I’ll just chalk that up to regional differences in naming. Like Soda vs Pop. I’ve never seen this in California. Where might I actually order “matchstick fries” or a “haystack?” :3

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I can make Orange. All we do is take other people’s ideas, make them look a little nicer and charge 1000% more.

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I want to hear the long-necked dude talk more about sex.

Kolanaki,
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Chernokov radiation is the tastiest radiation. 🤤

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I didn’t know gummy bears had flavors.

You just shove 'em in your mouth handfuls at a time?

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