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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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“You can’t just tell people what you’re feeling! That makes me angry!

Kolanaki,
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As an ordained Dudist Priest, I agree.

Kolanaki,
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Some Victorian kid that died of tuberculosis in the 1800’s.

What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?

EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something...

Kolanaki,
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Nintendo’s litigation department begins vibrating intensely

Kolanaki,
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Wait… Is it giving the mice yogurt that makes them sexy, or is it like beer goggles and eating yogurt makes you think mice are sexy? 🤔

Kolanaki,
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“Being an orphan was good enough for me, it should be good enough for my son!”

Kolanaki, (edited )
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My state’s flag not only has toes, it has bear feet.

Kolanaki,
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I’d be disappointed if my orb experience was the same as the time I did acid. I wanna see some real shit, not just waves and streaks.

Kolanaki,
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Anyone who claims the Bible is the “greatest story ever told” has never heard the story of Gilgamesh.

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