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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Cereal Killer. As in Froot Loops?

Kolanaki,
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The only truly biopunk movie I know of is eXistenz

Kolanaki,
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I’m Worf.

Kolanaki,
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Steamboat’s Willy

Kolanaki,
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If Ordinary Sausage is anything to go on, anything stuffed inside an intestine is a sausage. Which means anyone who eats food is a sausage.

Kolanaki,
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“You’re about as useful as an asshole on my elbow.”

This phrase has always befuddled me because the elbow would be more convenient a location for an asshole.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I am currently neither of those things.

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Just have your GF make a wish for a pair of x-wings. Or that you both have super powers. Or whatever. She would be a new customer and this able to make 1 wish.

Edit: Wait… Did she just poof into existence or was she already in line? I’ve seen this comic so many times and only now am I noticing the girl is in the first panel.

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