@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

LaunchesKayaks

@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

He was that bloated and full of shit.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

My one pedo uncle got so constipated that the shit inside of him crushed his heart. Nobody was upset by it.

I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?

To my knowledge there’s no stagnant water on my property, I’ve run water through all my ptraps, and I’m careful to not leave doors open. Yet at any given time there’s at least 3 in my house. I can’t sleep, i can’t sit on the couch, i can’t exist in the fear of being sucked dry....

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I have so many spiders on my property. My fave is the bold jumper that lives in my living room. He started off by moving in and residing in a box of captain crunch. I let him live there and he left eventually and moved to the living room. Idk what he ate when he lived the cereal box, but he got significantly bigger.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

You just gotta take the loss and burn your house down.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

My mom taught babies for a while in rural Pennsylvania and 90% of the babies got Mountain Dew put in their bottles all day every day. The water quality in that area is terrible, so nobody drank water. The only people that drank water around there were those who were wealthy enough to buy an absurd amount of gallon jugs. Jugged water was more expensive than soda around there, the last time I checked.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Oh that’s a good idea! And thank you!

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I plan on it. I don’t wanna be fucked for life

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t plan on cutting corners. Gotta recover so my pets don’t suffer.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I have so many questions prepped already. My mom brought me a book and my current crochet project. My friends are also spamming me with memes.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I plan on that. Not looking forward to it, but I gotta take care of myself. I have lots of pets who depend on me.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I had fentanyl in the ambulance and it made me super talkative. I had morphine earlier and that was fun. It has worn off and I have no idea what I’ll be getting next.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Oh jeez. I really hope I don’t have a recovery like that. I expect it to be so rough though. Idek what is going to be done. I haven’t met my surgeon yet. It’s late here, so everything is being done in the morning. They put me in a special splint and have me on pain meds.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

My mom is on her way to my house right now. I told her to grab my backpack which has a book in it. I have so many books to read lol

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I used to do this, and then I got a beagle. Now, if I don’t get up with the first alarm, my beagle screams until I get up. He’s so loud lol

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I really enjoy video games, crafts, dnd, reading, and taking care of my critters. I have one dog, 2 cats, and 10 ducks. I will be getting a puppy next weekend. My dog is a beagle, my cats are just regular tabbys, and the breeds of ducks I have are: 4 French white muscovies, 1 jumbo Pekin, one regular Pekin that's crippled, 2 cayugas, a golden layer, and a khaki campbell. The puppy I am getting is a goldendoodle.

I work in IT as a tier one help desk tech as a means to feed and shelter myself and my critters.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I use Google drive to backup my pics and memes because I don’t have enough to warrant getting anything bigger. I have the $2/month Google One subscription because the free one was barely too small. I can’t get rid of memes tho.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I also get an ass-ton of hooves and provide them all at once lmao. Dogs are so dramatic.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #