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LemmyKnowsBest, to upliftingnews in A new start after 60: I was a secretary – until I stumbled upon an amazing story I had to film

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LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Oh yeah

Where was this when I was preparing for my colonoscopy? I’m serious. when you prepare for your colonoscopy you will also be inventing this lazy boy recliner toilet in your mind. although the butt needs to be in line with the backrest. And legs hiked up to a “squatty potty” position. This needs to be a standard piece of furniture for all people preparing for colonoscopies. Because you will be on the toilet for HOURS and the toilet seat needs to be even more cushioned, to avoid the bruises on the backs of your legs from sitting on the toilet for hours.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in They're bad for you.

How much did thetomska have to pay for all of those colorful checkmarks?

LemmyKnowsBest, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 8 January 2012

When having sex with women, he fantasizes about having conversations with them 😆

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 8 January 2024

DUCK!

Where?

No, idiot. I’m telling you to crouch down because you’re about to get hit in the head by an errant airborne object.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to nostupidquestions in Gasoline is liquid but gasses on the periodic table of elements are fumes, so why do we call the stuff we put into our vehicles "gas," if it's liquid?

Huh yeah You made me interested enough to click on the Wikipedia article, and such drama behind it too apparently:

The term gasoline originated from the trademark terms Cazeline and Gazeline, which were stylized spellings and pronunciations of Cassell, the surname of British businessman John Cassell, who, on 27 November 1862, placed the following fuel-oil advertisement in The Times of London:

The Patent Cazeline Oil […]

That 19th-century advert is the earliest occurrence of Cassell’s trademark word, Cazelline, to identify automobile fuel. In the course of business, he learned that the Dublin shopkeeper Samuel Boyd was selling a counterfeit version of the fuel cazeline, and, in writing, Cassell asked Boyd to cease and desist selling fuel using his trademark. Boyd did not reply, and Cassell changed the spelling of the trademark name of his fuel cazelline by changing the initial letter C to the letter G, thus coining the word gazeline.

By 1863, North American English usage had re-spelled the word gazeline into the word gasolene, by 1864, the gasoline spelling was the common usage. In place of the word gasoline, most Commonwealth countries (except Canada), use the term “petrol”, and North Americans more often use “gas” in common parlance, hence the prevalence of the usage “gas bar” or “gas station” in Canada and the United States.

Coined from Medieval Latin, the word petroleum (L. petra, rock + oleum, oil) initially denoted types of mineral oil derived from rocks and stones. In Britain, Petrol was a refined mineral oil product marketed as a solvent from the 1870s by the British wholesaler Carless Refining and Marketing Ltd.

When Petrol found a later use as a motor fuel, Frederick Simms, an associate of Gottlieb Daimler, suggested to John Leonard, owner of Carless, that they trademark the word and uppercase spelling Petrol.

The trademark application was refused because petrol had already become an established general term for motor fuel. Due to the firm’s age, Carless retained the legal rights to the term and to the uppercase spelling of “Petrol” as the name of a petrochemical product.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Water, water, everywhere...

Bidet users are depraved kinksters

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Hip Creep

It’s fun now, I’ve been on Lemmy enough hours this evening that I figured out if a meme doesn’t make sense and has double digit down votes, then it’s from that insane OP.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in Your greatest weakness becomes your greatest strength. How is your life different?

I’m suddenly a prolific businesswoman and a CEO of my own corporation with millions of employees and I am thriving in life.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth

I’ve never gambled in my life. And never plan to.

LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in ‘NEXT TO HER’ [OC] (Oldie from the archive)

That’s the closest some of us will ever get to romance. Most won’t even be that lucky.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Nicolas Cage through the years

okay never mind the John Travolta picture but oh my gosh 1982, I never knew Nicholas Cage was kinda sorta handsome. Maybe he worked really hard with a photographer to get that shot.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in How many Star Trek fans will see red because they don't see red?

всё равно мне.

LemmyKnowsBest, to thefarside in 7 January 2024

yeah OP seems to be posting all of the obscure ones that don’t make sense on purpose

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in It's a vibe

creepy hairless sphinx cat trapped in a sock.

I just wanted to verbalize that.

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