LemmyKnowsBest

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How wealthy are those elderly people who hire someone to be with them at all times, instead of moving into a nursing home?

I guess I don’t care how wealthy they are, my question is how much would it cost to hire someone to be your caretaker 24/7 and go with you everywhere you want to go like the grocery store etc

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Jesus and Christ are the same person so it would be more like masturbation

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This one is genuinely funny. Just letting you know. I chuckled.

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It’s about as NSFW as a victorian lady exposing an ankle.

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Oh yeah I remember that now, Norm Macdonald was fired from Saturday night live “for not being funny,” and he found it odd when he was invited back a couple years later to give the opening monologue.

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whenever someone’s putting pressure on you to make a difficult important life altering decision, with the stipulation that the decision must be made immediately, RUN AWAY.

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I might have the opposite problem that she does. Somehow I ended up being a bartender even though I’ve never touched alcohol in my life, in fact I despise alcohol. When highly-experienced bar patrons would rattle off their requests to me I would give them a blank stare and request them to repeat themselves slowly but talk to me like I’m a 5-year old. Thankfully they obliged and we got through that rough year one minute at a time. Sometimes I even invited the customers to come behind the bar and make their own damn drinks. That was a fun year. Not doing that job ever again.

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I don’t know why I’m subscribed to this community. I never understand any of your posts or comments.

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Flat-earthers will lose their minds over this.

Round-earthers will think this is kinda dumb too.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP USING HOUSES AS AN APPRECIABLE INVESTMENT. THIS IS WHY THE OTHER HALF OF THE POPULATION ARE HOMELESS. of course wealthy people don’t care about homeless people so this shitty-human-problem will never end, will it

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Is it even possible to trace this back to the person who originally got that tattoo and the person who originally wrote those words, both probably never even knew each other, you know how the internet propagates and twists things

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Courageous of her to hold her ground insisting it gets done in Texas rather than taking the easier way, going to a nearby state to have the procedure done. Courageous of her because pregnancy/abortion is a delicate matter of time, you can’t wait too far into the pregnancy to get an abortion. This made a powerful political statement because it put pressure on the judicial system to come to the right decision and do it quickly.

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❤️Olive You ❤️

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seriously. I had to come to the comments to figure out the answer to the original question: “What IS that?”

I’m leaning toward “It’s a sofa.”

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yeah his tweet was clearly from the good old days before Netflix got smart & greedy

Next smartphone I buy, which one do you recommend?

Things that make me angry about my current smartphone Samsung Galaxy S21Ultra on a Verizon plan is the mandatory software updates in which they install WITHOUT MY PERMISSION stupid apps like Netflix and addictive gambling games and stacking block games and Candy crush. God knows what else they install without my permission. I...

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Is that what C++ developers look like? Creepy ocean-floor-dwelling mollusks?

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What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren’t happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

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Nice to see there are some military members who aren’t so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

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I lived in South Korea for a while and I met a South Korean young lady who had learned English from an Australian teacher. This Korean girl had the most beautiful Australian accent with a hint of Korean. She was very talkative, Asian people get excited when they meet english-speakers so they can practice speaking English with us. So she talked a lot. It was a beautiful culture medley.

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