LemmyKnowsBest

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How wealthy are those elderly people who hire someone to be with them at all times, instead of moving into a nursing home?

I guess I don’t care how wealthy they are, my question is how much would it cost to hire someone to be your caretaker 24/7 and go with you everywhere you want to go like the grocery store etc

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hitler’s mom was killed before giving birth to him in that other timeline in which berenstein/ain bears was spelled the other way, and in the timeline where Sinbad was in a movie called Shazam.

LemmyKnowsBest,

всё равно мне.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m suddenly a prolific businesswoman and a CEO of my own corporation with millions of employees and I am thriving in life.

Next smartphone I buy, which one do you recommend?

Things that make me angry about my current smartphone Samsung Galaxy S21Ultra on a Verizon plan is the mandatory software updates in which they install WITHOUT MY PERMISSION stupid apps like Netflix and addictive gambling games and stacking block games and Candy crush. God knows what else they install without my permission. I...

LemmyKnowsBest,

I like the way one of those pictures is of a slightly deformed dog. Figure THESE out, AI!

(No please don’t. We don’t want AI to figure out any more than it already has.)

LemmyKnowsBest,

Mmm sausage party

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I may be accidentally joining this … um… movement

because I’ve been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I’ve had in the chamber for a couple hours

LemmyKnowsBest,

This really is happening in current events

LemmyKnowsBest,

They have no necks

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I legitimately remember needing a compass at least once but could never figure out how to use those compass apps.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

the years 2013 to 2016 we got particularly bad snowstorms a couple of those years, I guess it happens every year, neighborhoods seem to shut down when the snow plows don’t come through,

even the gyms were closed 😱 which was devastating to me at the time bc I couldn’t sit still and was always at the gym or running or biking when I wasn’t at work, and I couldn’t sit still,

so I was out there manually shoveling, My record was shoveling 13 hours in one day, I kid you not, an Epsom salt bath has never felt so good at the end of the day.

and while I was out there shoveling, one lady even asked me why I was doing that, I said because it’s exercise and it feels good and I’m clearing some spots which will be appreciated by at least a few people,

And I’m thinking in my mind

if everybody would come out here and do this, everybody shovel a few square feet of the street right in front of your own house, then we wouldn’t be snowed in. everybody would get amazing refreshing exercise, fresh air, community spirit & morale, and feel good and the streets would be clear in no time. Like ants can build huge sandmounds one grain of sand at a time, if we would just work together this wouldn’t be such a catastrophe.

But it doesn’t even occur to people that they could do that. Instead they sit around and do nothing and complain to the county about lack of snow plows, and they stay holed-up in their houses eating junk and getting fat. And when you’re fat and lazy, and you’ve clogged all your arteries with grease, that’s why you can’t shovel snow without breaking your back and getting a heart attack. That’s modern life.

LemmyKnowsBest,

No I will not tip my boss, but everything else in your post is my New Year’s resolution.

LemmyKnowsBest,

whenever someone’s putting pressure on you to make a difficult important life altering decision, with the stipulation that the decision must be made immediately, RUN AWAY.

LemmyKnowsBest,

What year is this? 2018?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

LOL please remind me again why financial experts advise against paying for a house in one lump sum?

Interest is infuriating. Imagine paying $377 a month for 30 years just to pay off that last dollar you left off at the beginning🤦‍♀️

LemmyKnowsBest,

Woof!

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’d think that man is old enough he would’ve learned the concept of futility by now

LemmyKnowsBest,

If you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

LemmyKnowsBest,

whoever that is seems to have peaked before 1993.

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