LemmyKnowsBest

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Next smartphone I buy, which one do you recommend?

Things that make me angry about my current smartphone Samsung Galaxy S21Ultra on a Verizon plan is the mandatory software updates in which they install WITHOUT MY PERMISSION stupid apps like Netflix and addictive gambling games and stacking block games and Candy crush. God knows what else they install without my permission. I...

LemmyKnowsBest,

So now are you spying on me somehow? I don’t understand apps, I didn’t pay for this, so what are you getting out of it if it’s free for me? serious question because I don’t know how the world works.

LemmyKnowsBest,

woah the Beach boys had connections with Charles Manson too. what’s going on with the Beach boys?

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Lenny Kravitz Are You Gonna Go My Way.

Edit: I thought you meant what song we have in our heads playing over and over again.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I hear ya. I’ve never been in any healthy relationship whatsoever and a couple of them went on 6 to 10 years way too long.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I hope you broke up with her immediately

LemmyKnowsBest,

everyone will just walk all over you

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah that’s the one. I clearly remember seeing in the news that Mandela died corca 1989-1991.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hitler’s mom was killed before giving birth to him in that other timeline in which berenstein/ain bears was spelled the other way, and in the timeline where Sinbad was in a movie called Shazam.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

The title of this post, reminded me of a dream I had last night when I was fangirling over how sublime Ticonderoga number two pencils are

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ll take edging please, but can we replace the R in that acronym with “Really attractive men?”

How wealthy are those elderly people who hire someone to be with them at all times, instead of moving into a nursing home?

I guess I don’t care how wealthy they are, my question is how much would it cost to hire someone to be your caretaker 24/7 and go with you everywhere you want to go like the grocery store etc

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I’m a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a “primate in need of grooming.” So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we’re supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Thank you. Okay but what is it exactly? Is it salt? Is it calcium? Is it calcium salt? What is it? And what chemical reaction does it contribute to your beer brewing?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I like the first one. I would do the first one. But not the second one. The second one terrifies me.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a good thing they were dinosaurs and not humans. A dinosaur knowing how to read and write and knowing what vowels are is pretty damn impressive.

But if a human had mistaken vows for vowels at his own wedding, there would be no end to the shame.

LemmyKnowsBest,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/35611761-338e-45ce-a0c9-4a30b68e5354.jpeg

LemmyKnowsBest,

One fly is sad because he wasn’t invited to the birthday party. Birthday boy has just released his balloon, did he release it accidentally or on purpose?

LemmyKnowsBest,

mmmm tomato rice

but that machine looks more useful for plowing orifices than for opening a can of Campbells soup

LemmyKnowsBest,

Oh c’mon real experts know to sweep it all out the door

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