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LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

Ok, I’ll write my aunt, who I’m sure saved up to buy me the card because she knows I like coffee, and I’ll tell her that it was such a shitty gift and she should feel bad. /s

Seriously? Get a fucking clue. I hope you get coal next year.

LinkOpensChest_wav, (edited ) to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

I think I accidentally threw away a Starbucks gift card someone gave me, because I’ve been unable to locate it since Christmas :(

EDIT: LMFAO the mods removed my reply to the Scrooge below me because I said “I hope you get coal next year” XD

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Crunchy. Delectable.

We live in a society where eating rocks out of the bin at the gift shop is illegal, but eating British food is not

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in This is just cruel

Back in the 90s, saying the earth was flat meant you were open to talking through hypothetical science and creating wild theories. You knew the truth, but you never wanted to break kafabe. The sheer sillyness was part of the fun.

See, this is what I thought we were doing back then too, but I’ve got a different hypothesis. I believe many of the people we were talking to back then actually really did believe it. I don’t think people were any more level-headed back then than they are now – we just assumed they were joking because that’s what we were doing.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in Hill to die on

Damn, this is embarrassing

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in Hill to die on

From the POV of the US, I’d argue that the war on terror was a rousing success. They got the surveillance state they wanted.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Before It Was Carved

As someone who lives in South Dakota, I feel compelled to add that he was a white nationalist who was involved with the KKK. There is nothing good or respectable about Mt. Rushmore, and the only awe it inspires is a feeling of dread at how deeply racist my state and nation are.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in Hill to die on

It’s funny how you claim Israel is “winning this war on terror,” yet everything after that in your comment sounds like something a terrorist would say.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in Anyone who recently had a "Yup, it was that kinda day" day. What happened?

Day ruined

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in How to start the day off strong

As long as you weren’t Black, Native, gay, trans, homeless, a woman, or any other marginalized group – then yeah, the 50s were grand

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in How to start the day off strong

Which started long before the 1950s. The temperance movement in the US started in the first half of the 19th century.

So relatively recent yeah, but not really relevant in this comment thread.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Why is this so hard

I would encourage you to read and understand things before behaving like an unpleasant and haughty know-it-all

You didn’t even click my link because if you read it, then you’d have to admit that you’ve been embarrassingly wrong this entire time, starting with that eye-rolling emoji. That’s really hard for you, isn’t it – to admit that you’re wrong.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What's your favorite instrument that really gets through to you?

Oh, this is great. Thank you very much.

LinkOpensChest_wav, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why is this so hard

You must be shrooming. There’s a reason people moisten their fingers when working with stuff like this.

Edit: Perhaps you live on a planet where physics works differently, but I’m talking about Earth which, not to dox myself, but I live there.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Why is this so hard

My hands are too dry for this to be effective

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