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Lophostemon, to upliftingnews in Long thought to be extinct in Kenya, giant pangolins are now being helped back from the brink

Don’t tell the Chinese or they’ll be over in a flash claiming all of them for their stew-pots under the guise of ‘historical boundaries’.

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in new rule

What if I make a small collection of larger twig-type tree detritus, and glue it to a surface?

Note; is not the person who applies aforementioned adhesive label also a ‘sticker’ due to performance of said act?

Lophostemon, to historyporn in US anti-armor grenade packed inside a foam football, 1973

Wrapping the explosive around the inside like a thicker skin would distribute the weight.

Lophostemon, to news in China's Xi warns top EU officials not to engage in 'confrontation'

Says China, who frequently engages in confrontations.

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

I wish he fucking would!

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in The advancement of humanity

I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

Lophostemon, to news in French parliament backs proposal to ban vapes

A flute carved from a stick of fuckwit.

Lophostemon, to movies in ‘I was told not to make eye contact with Tom Cruise’: meet the world’s most prolific film extra

They’d have to get down on their knees and probably tousle his hair, saying “hello little fella! How are you today? Have you had a nap today?”

Warwick Davis certainly towers over him, metaphorically anyway, if we’re talking about morals, ethics and humility.

Lophostemon, to movies in ‘I was told not to make eye contact with Tom Cruise’: meet the world’s most prolific film extra

The idea that anyone could have the gumption to have lackeys order people not to make eye contact, is breathtakingly shitty.

Even the Queen never ordered that sort of crap.

Lophostemon, to asklemmy in How do you discourage a dog from biting while playing?

Sure! That’s an option too!

Lophostemon, to asklemmy in How do you discourage a dog from biting while playing?

Remove its teeth.

Lophostemon, to asklemmy in Those of you who work 8+ hours outside in the cold regularly, how do you dress for the job?

Underpants, shoes.

That’s it.

Lophostemon, to science_memes in sea bunnies

Those things are vicious. Rip yer arm off. Don’t be fooled.

Lophostemon, to science_memes in Outliers

Marvellous work!

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