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Lophostemon, to asklemmy in How do you discourage a dog from biting while playing?

Remove its teeth.

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...

Bob Marley said “rub it pon de belly like guava jelly”.

Lophostemon, to science_memes in we need better hobbies

Not so easy with an ADHD fizzy-brain.

Lophostemon, to upliftingnews in The world's largest single-site solar farm just came online

That’s a metric from a dysfunctional system. Lemmy needs a new one.

Lophostemon, to upliftingnews in Long thought to be extinct in Kenya, giant pangolins are now being helped back from the brink

Don’t tell the Chinese or they’ll be over in a flash claiming all of them for their stew-pots under the guise of ‘historical boundaries’.

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in new rule

What if I make a small collection of larger twig-type tree detritus, and glue it to a surface?

Note; is not the person who applies aforementioned adhesive label also a ‘sticker’ due to performance of said act?

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

I wish he fucking would!

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in The advancement of humanity

I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

Lophostemon, to news in French parliament backs proposal to ban vapes

A flute carved from a stick of fuckwit.

Lophostemon, to science_memes in sea bunnies

Those things are vicious. Rip yer arm off. Don’t be fooled.

Lophostemon, to movies in ‘I was told not to make eye contact with Tom Cruise’: meet the world’s most prolific film extra

They’d have to get down on their knees and probably tousle his hair, saying “hello little fella! How are you today? Have you had a nap today?”

Warwick Davis certainly towers over him, metaphorically anyway, if we’re talking about morals, ethics and humility.

Lophostemon, to asklemmy in How do you discourage a dog from biting while playing?

Sure! That’s an option too!

Lophostemon, to asklemmy in Those of you who work 8+ hours outside in the cold regularly, how do you dress for the job?

Underpants, shoes.

That’s it.

Lophostemon, to science_memes in Outliers

Marvellous work!

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