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MajorMajormajormajor, to memes in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

Let me Slytherin to those DMs.

MajorMajormajormajor, to memes in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV
MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in greatest movie turnaround

“You are soldiers of Gondor! No matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground!”

Grond boops his way through the gate.

Armoured Olog-hai push through wrecking the place.

Gandalf: surprised-pikachu.jpeg

MajorMajormajormajor, to memes in Don't forget the copypasta to end all copypastas

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little ªcleverº comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in What's your real-life superpower?

I can cook minute rice in 55 seconds.

MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in What's the point of buying new phones every years?

Have you thought about flashing a custom rom on your phone, or getting a phone that supports custom roms if you don’t have one already?

I have an old samsung galaxy s5 still running LineageOS and while a little slow it’s still usable as a backup in case my current phone shits the bed.

The process is fairly straightforward, and if you’ve installed linux on a laptop you can install LOS on a phone.

MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in What butterfly effect have you personally witnessed?

”In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.” - Douglas Adams

MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Jesus Christ. I'm glad that video is only in 480p, somethings don't need to be in 4k.

MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Without, do you want ants? That is how you get ants.

MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

You obviously haven't rolled a pancake up into a cylinder and give it the tappy tap up the ol' poop chute eh? You're missing out.

MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

1 word: pancakes. Nature's cork.

MajorMajormajormajor, to asklemmy in Deleted

You have a what-if machine but can only use it to know how your life would be if you had a finglonger.

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