MargotRobbie

@MargotRobbie@lemm.ee

She/Her, Also @MargotRobbie

Academy Award nominated character actress, clown psychiatrist, Duchess of Bay Ridge, and plastic doll.

She is all of us, yet I’m not her, but sometimes I play her on TV.

So what will be my ending?

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MargotRobbie,

Let’s look at some numbers and do some napkin math:

Currently, the top post of Lemmy can usually get a little more than 2K upvotes, which puts Lemmy at about late 2010 to early 2011 reddit level of activity, which is right before reddit hits its explosive growth phase in 2012 with SOPA, Kony, and the Obama AMA. While active user count has been going down, the amount of post and comments have both been steadily going up.

You also have to realize that in more than a decade, there was never a reddit alternative that has EVER hit this level of activity. (unless you count 9gag or the_donald for some reason.)

MargotRobbie,

Fahrenheit was not an entirely arbitrary choice: it was defined based on two points of reference that could be measured at the time: the freezing temperature of an ammonium chloride brine is used as 0, and the best estimate for the average human body temperature is set at 96.

Over time, as the freezing point and boiling point of water at sea level atmospheric pressure proves to be more accurate reference points, the Fahrenheit scale was adjusted to provide exact conversion to Celsius.

MargotRobbie,

I think it’s because 96 is divisible by 3.

MargotRobbie,

Boiling point of water varies based on atmospheric pressure, water boils at a lower temperature high up in the mountains, for example, which could be why the estimated human body temperature is set as a standard, because it is consistent to reproduce as long as there are people around.

The freezing point of water is not affected by atmospheric pressure, however, it is affected by dissolved material in the water. Using a saturate solution of a salt would establish that consistency as well as lower the freezing point to create a bigger temperature range.

MargotRobbie,

A bit of mistake I made there, I should say that the freezing point is relatively unaffected by pressure compared to the boiling point, and the amount of dissolved impurities are going to have a greater effect.

MargotRobbie,

I want to believe that this is probably the actual Flying Spaghetti Monstert that made this post on Lemmy.

Because it would be really funny.

MargotRobbie,

No.

MargotRobbie,

Accidentally become the main character not just in every single movie I’m in, but on social media this time.

Why does this keep happening to me?

(and still no Oscar. Sigh.)

MargotRobbie,

I’ve never oiled my pasta water before. It’s really simple: use the minumum amount of water to fully boil the pasta, salt the water, wait until the water comes to a full boil, then put the pasta in, regular spaghetti takes about 6-7 minutes to become al dente.

Oil the pasta after you strain it is the way you prevent it from sticking together.

MargotRobbie,

Yes, call me basic or whatever, but you can take my seasonal pumpkin spice flavored food and beverages from my cold, dead hands!

MargotRobbie,

What else would you use to flavor pumpkin spice flavored food other than real pumpkin spice then? It’s not like powdered cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, and ginger are hard to come by…

MargotRobbie,

My warm, well manicured, dead hand then!

MargotRobbie,

🥺

MargotRobbie,

… Guess I’m Austrian now.

It’s a step up from everybody thinking I’m from New York for some reason.

MargotRobbie,

We could do that for the inevitable sequel…

Only if I play the duck though.

MargotRobbie,

Literally me making sure the rest of Lemmy enjoy my latest movie, now also available on streaming.

Why else do you think I’m everywhere here?

MargotRobbie,

Red robot for me.

Also, you guys really need to get up from your computer and do some stretches once in a while (go to the gym!). It’s too early for your backs to start hurting.

MargotRobbie,

I thought they are called “throw pillows” because you’re suppose to throw them at your family and friends when they annoy you and you are too lazy to get off the couch.

Am I not doing it right?

MargotRobbie,

While I’m here, everyone, please get your flu and COVID shots this winter, vaccines work, so don’t get sick, and don’t get other people sick.

MargotRobbie,

Not sure about Seattle, but Bellevue and Redmond are nice. Great Asian food there too.

MargotRobbie,

lemmy.world/post/858027

Funny to see other people here had the same idea as me, and what I wrote months ago coming back in meme format.

We WILL see the sunlight again.

MargotRobbie,

So, since I shouldn’t ask a wiretap for things, do you guys have a recipe for pancakes?

MargotRobbie,

He DM’d me and told me my elbows are too pointy. 😞

MargotRobbie,

The cats are cute and all, but why do I suddenly get the urge to tell you to watch “The Wolf of Wall Street”?

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