Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)
alt textthree rows with a barbecue on the left and William Wallace in Braveheart on the right. In the first row, captioned Wednesday, the barbecue is labelled “$899.99” and Wallace says “hold”. The second row, captioned Thursday, depicts the same. In the third row, captioned Black Friday, the there is a label with...
The Netherlands (mander.xyz)
Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once (files.mastodon.social)
Why not? (media.mas.to)
FYI (files.ohai.social)
The two most stolen items (kolektiva.social)
alt textTHE TWO MOST STOLEN ITEMS IN THE WORLD: a pen labeled Surplus Value of Workers Labor, and a lighter labeled Indigenous Land
data loss (media.tech.lgbt)
Every time (media.wetdry.world)
alt textwayward vagabond from homestuck: we should improve technology somewhat. well dweller: xkcd 927 “standards”
Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)
alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...
Kid's going places (mander.xyz)
When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray! (mander.xyz)
Cat sith (files.mastodonapp.uk)
Hi-viz (files.mastodon.online)
alt textPost by Urban Cycling Institute. text: ‘New study into effectiveness of hi-viz for cyclists in car traffic’ - by Brendan Gavrin images: Two photos. One is captioned “Driver’s view of cyclist dressed in black”, the other “Driver’s view of cyclist dressed in hi-viz”. Both depict a phone in front of a...
I want this ad blocker (media.universeodon.com)
Were you listening to me? (files.ioc.exchange)
Coat of arms (mediacdn.aus.social)
alt textA black cat stands in an awkward profile pose, on hind legs with one front paw raised and one lowered, looking directly into the camera while holding a small red fluffy toy in its mouth. Caption: Basically, any European coat of arms… (alt text by @dgar)
trig (mediacdn.aus.social)
logarithms (mander.xyz)
translationSaw this on Weibo, LOL log(😅) = 💧log(😄)
Dog (cdn.masto.host)
alt textMeme: Leonardo Dicaprio and Cillian Murphy in Inception. Top panel: Leonardo says “There’s a dog behind you.” Middle panel: Cillian says “What does he look like?” Behind him there’s a dog (perhaps a sighthound) with narrowed eyes. Bottom panel: Leonardo narrows his eyes.
Breaking (media.mastodon.scot)
alt textA screengrab of a tweet by @RobBFromDerby which has the text “Breaking: Conservatives invite Margaret Thatcher to join cabinet” above an image of six people holding hands in a seance.
What about insulator though (mediacdn.aus.social)
Public transport (toot.site)
alt textA meme with the caption “when I say I want improved public transportation, this is what I have in mind” There is a larger hedgehog on a bicycle, pulling smaller hedgehogs in an egg carton, with some wheels attached. The box says “hedgies on board”
le stay (mediacdn.aus.social)
alt textTop: A Lego figure walks towards the camera. Caption: Le come Bottom: The figure walks away from the camera. Caption: The Lego logo.
Good dog (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)
alt textPicard telling Riker a pun meme. Frame 1: I once purchased a dog from a blacksmith. Frame 2: As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.