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Ours was “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”. I don’t know why nor where but one day my step dad showed up with this movie for us. It was the only “kids” movie we ever own and we watched it a 1.000 times. looking back it wasn’t as inocent as I thought at the time, but it was the 90s. Another movies we loved?! Howard the Duck ( the movie where Marty Mcfly mom fucked a duck) So yeah the 90s were kind of weird and had a lot of inapropriate movies for kids.

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idk what kind of muffin they are feeding this AI but sure is a hairy one

MissJinx,
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Maybe someone stole op’s oil and now he can’t have his fries.

MissJinx,
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Oh I try cutting it one and it was a disaster. Better to user professional equipment

MissJinx,
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Na, in Kenmedy’s case the bullet was the one taking a vacation

MissJinx,
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We wouldn’t need conservation if it wasn’t men so, not a valid argument

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More than zero is already to much

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Specially that, everything the relihious freaks would get mad about, but they can’t because bible.

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Yes, all white evangelical people of the midle east! Even before the birth of jesus lol Moses will be “Here are the 10 commandments Praised be Jesus!”

MissJinx,
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The place I put the beers at. I was unloading the car and was putting it on the backyard so I could ask her where would it go.

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Tbf as a woman I never understood those. It’s not like it’s a picture book. If it was a comic book or a story full of pictures, like kids books, it would be a lot more interesting

Btw only noobs like shredded guys. Every woman knows a dad body is a LOT more confortable to spoon with.

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They are not. I dated my personal trainer a while back and he was very unconfortable. It was lile laying on a rock. On the other hamd he was super hot, just not confy

MissJinx,
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is named in honor of the young children who were slaughtered by order of King Herod

Wtf

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oh man, I just spent 6k to save my dogs life. I don’t even have 1k, much less 6. We are both gonna eat grass for the next 6 month, but we’ll do it together, coz she is great now!

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yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

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omg, why 🤮

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Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials! Win x Win x Win!

You can live with your loved ones for ever; End the cemetery space problems; End Homelessness; Save the planet!

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I hate even the smell of it. The only smell worst than mango is jackfruit

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so if you go to prison all your debts are forgiven?

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