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Mr_Blott, to memes in The machine is always broken

I’m not that often in Maccies but I’ve never heard of the flurry machine being broken, I’ve read it’s a US thing due to the maintenance contracts

That said the meme still works in Europe because I’m pretty sure they’re not allowed to call that hydrogenated vegetable oil-filled shite “ice cream” here 😂

Mr_Blott, to asklemmy in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

If a post from the Linux communities pops up on your feed, it is your duty as a Windows user to comment “wELL I dOn’t HavE tHAt prOBleM bECauSE I uSe wINdOws” to stop Linux users commenting the opposite on every fucking thread about Windows

Mr_Blott, to upliftingnews in US student, 14, wins award for developing soap to treat skin cancer

I believe in this guy 110% simply because of his massive Carlton vibes

Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in Safe to say peanuts into a US school too?

Do you know if they’ve tried… shooting the allergies?

Mr_Blott, to memes in Traditional art

GNU/Linux

GNU+Linux

Pick one type of arithmetic,you insufferable cunts 😂

Mr_Blott, to asklemmy in Do you know of any obscure useful websites?

Useless in every country except one though. Never heard of these brands

Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.
Mr_Blott, to comicstrips in I have this problem..

Not only that, an ancient joke from the 1960s, passed of as an original comic strip

No fuckin shame

Mr_Blott, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

*Laughs and slight sideways glances at eachother

Ftfy

Mr_Blott, to piracy in Once a pirate, always a pirate

I’ve been pirating for twenty years and you do kind of just stick with it even when you can afford stuff.

That said, when I reinstalled Windows a while ago, I was fannying about for aaaaaages trying to get a cracked version of Office to work when I suddenly realised I could just buy it for a tenner and not have to fuck about 😂 It hadn’t occurred to me before

Mr_Blott, to historyporn in Audrey Hepburn, at the grocery store with her pet deer, 1958

Oh my god you should totally cancel her

Mr_Blott, to asklemmy in Was stalking your EX boyfriend normalized during the last decade?
Mr_Blott, to memes in Muoöe

American one is - UNLOCK MOO SOUNDS WITH A SUBSCRIPTION AT ONLY 19.99/MONTH ACT NOW

Mr_Blott, to asklemmy in Hot tub owners: any tips? any regrets?

I actually look after them for idiots that install them for rentals.

No1 - Use bromine because it smells less than chlorine

No2 use multi bromine as it has anti algae and anti foam in it

No3 keep the pH correct, about 7.2 to 7.4, same as pool

No4 clean the filter every week

No5 kids love hot tubs, hot tubs HATE kids

No6 FUCKIN SHOWER BEFORE YOU USE IT YOU DAFT CUNT NO WONDER IT TURNED INTO FUCKING SOUP FUCK ME

Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in Electric eel

Needs clarification - do you mean a flowery, lacey, girly American electricity outlet, or a meaty, throbbing, frighteningly-erect rest-of-the-world outlet?

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