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NegativeLookBehind

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Computers are neat. Burritos are good.

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Also: focus on yourself and you’re incontinent

NegativeLookBehind,
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Pork is better

NegativeLookBehind,
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You’ve met your match, match

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alt textthree rows with a barbecue on the left and William Wallace in Braveheart on the right. In the first row, captioned Wednesday, the barbecue is labelled “$899.99” and Wallace says “hold”. The second row, captioned Thursday, depicts the same. In the third row, captioned Black Friday, the there is a label with...

NegativeLookBehind,
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Why are people giving descriptions of their images

NegativeLookBehind,
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That’s awesome

NegativeLookBehind,
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Jajajajaja

Did I just say “yes” a bunch of times, or was I laughing? No idea.

NegativeLookBehind,
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So if you have plants in your bathroom, they’re watching you poop. Neat!

NegativeLookBehind,
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🤝 indeed they can

NegativeLookBehind,
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Mustard is the superior condiment and yes I’ll drive to your house and argue with you in your front yard about it.

NegativeLookBehind,
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But is cheese a condiment or a separate food item?

NegativeLookBehind,
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FireTV stick, yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Stop yelling at me

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“Of course I’m a real tree. Hold on, I’m getting a call”

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This almost looks AI generated

NegativeLookBehind, (edited )
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I wasn’t being accusatory, just speculative

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The people who care will.

NegativeLookBehind,
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To me this means:

  • They couldn’t figure out how to do it, or
  • It was too expensive to implement, and
  • They’ll just get the NSA to share the data with them at a fraction of the cost
NegativeLookBehind, (edited )
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How is it impossible? Just proxy all the SSL connections, use MITM certificates and break/inspect the data, capturing it to your own PCAP Servers.

EDIT: There’s more to it than that, but these are some of the fundamentals.

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Ha, yes. I was thinking about that after I posted the comment.

NegativeLookBehind,
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Not on here for hookups!

NegativeLookBehind,
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Our shenanigans are cheeky, and fun

NegativeLookBehind,
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What a nice lady

NegativeLookBehind,
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I bet you have fossils and arrowheads!

NegativeLookBehind,
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Me: Running a fancy Linux command

Coworker: Wow I wish I knew how to do that!

Me: Oh, here’s a link describing what I did and how it works!

Coworker: 🦗🥱

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“Yea! I’m head beheader!”

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